oj

pure sunshine in a can from a broken vending machine!

(kick, kick) I finally got my oj!

by Le Real French Ninja May 16, 2011

Fresh OJ

To be tottaly radical. Cooler than cool. Being as awesome as can be. So fresh you need some fruit. The sickest thing you have ever seen.

Like when you tell your buddies that you got some pelt last weekend. Their response may be, "Fresh OJ."

by D Curtin June 26, 2007

OJ

Acronym for On job

My younger is OJ
Monkey(67)-22 and still OJ

by ChickenTikkaTrixter123 June 7, 2018

OJ Simpson

A man who can get away with anything that is NOT armed robbery

OJ Simpson may have gotten away with murder, but he got caught trying to commit armed robbery.

by Y'all are Stupid November 16, 2020

OJ

OJ means that he has a giant horse cock and gets all the girls

OJ: how are u doing ?
Girls: can I fuck u?

by Oakley-Jay November 23, 2021

OJ

Someone who is obsessed with anime(which is terrible) and depended on his one friend who isn’t really friends with the OJ and needs to touch grass

He is such an OJ get a real friend do some sport and stop watching anime

by Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeese April 27, 2022

go OJ

When a bitch gets on your nerves, until you want to kill her the way OJ Simpson did it.

Dude, she just cursed my girlfriend....I'm about to go OJ on that bitch...

by ihavaPhDinwhoring August 4, 2009