not far

Much further than any regular human would consider close, a short distance or not far

Person 1: How far away is the pub?

Person 2 :Not far
Person 1: Are we there yet?
Person 2: about 5 more Kilometres yet....

by fester2001 March 2, 2023

the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree

first created by doctor vb with a phd in receiving no bitches, this is defined as having similar traits as ur fadda

you beat your wife today? guess the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree

by guala dictator January 13, 2022

as far as you know

Typically, a smart ass answer to the simplest of questions.

Waitress - “is everything okay for you?”
Smart ass -“as far as you know”
The smart ass then chuckles at his own smartassery, leaving the waitress confused as she walks away

by KimberLynn CoMo November 17, 2021

Far dick

When you show off just a little too much to your gf or bf and they get annoyed so they leave you for another asshole

Auughhh Braden is such a far dick I'm leaving him

by Wooloke April 7, 2015

Mad Far Down

When something is like, really far down, or at the bottom.

Aidan: Wish man, look at the bottom of the cliff from here
Evan: Ya man, it's like, mad far down.

by Kryan51 September 23, 2016

A bridge too far

Sucking to hard on a prostitutes arse and getting shit in your mouth

Again I took the wrong turn too a bridge too far and the was no return

by Mygobtakeslikepoo August 6, 2022

Far east feast

A feast in which you order exorbitant amounts of take out food from a restaurant serving any sort of far eastern food (i.e. Chinese, sushi, Turkish, Indian). Amount of food must exceed that of a normal serving for one person and is not limited in size. Multiple types of cuisine may also be ordered for the same feast.

I'm so hungry! What do you want for dinner?

How about sushi?

Let's make it a far east feast and get sushi and Chinese food!

by Jax7 June 27, 2012