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Norwegian Resort

a place where drunk people go to get hotel rooms
kid: omg did you see norwegian on the front page of roblox
mom: yes, me and your father go to Norwegian Resort to get away from the rat ashlifa and mooni
by pussylover1124 September 16, 2018
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Norwegian

An awesome thing to be. Norwegian also means rich person or Awesome guy/woman. If ur not norwegian, ur a fat gay.
Hey, ur so Norwegian!

Why can't be Norwegian like me?
by RuskiTuski69 October 29, 2018
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Norwegian Prison

Norwegian prison or the Norwegian jailcell is like a small hotelroom and is the absolute best type of jail in the world. It's often compared to the average college dorm you would find in North America.
Damn I just killed a man and the cops give me a whole ass hotelroom. I love Norwegian prisons
by Theblueber November 5, 2023
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Norwegian Car Crash

when a party of men come together and have a massive orgy. Then men are usually norwegian but other nationalities are welcome to join in.
Person 1: "I Say, look over there. Those men are having a orgy"

Person 2: " No,no they are having a norwegian car crash!"

Person 1: " Ok, Mmmm... that looks fun"

Person 2: "Wanna join in!"

Person 1: "Ok!"
by The man Who Knows All! June 23, 2011
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norwegian tour guide

When you fold a girl in half and fuck her in the ass and she watches you conquer the dark cave. All while both of you are wearing a horned Viking helmet, in Norway under the Northern Lights.
Hey babe, wanna be my Norwegian Tour Guide for the night?
by GuyInAHat December 20, 2017
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Norwegian Napalm

After eating a delicious but spicy Norwegian dish the man or woman, during sex, will excrete their steamy, sulfuric-like, liquidized fecal matter inside their partner's genitals causing a burning sensation for that person.
In order to impress his girlfriend Emily, Tom ate an entire bowl of seafood bisque before sex. Once Tom released his Norwegian Napalm in her vaginal crevice, Emily couldn't sit right for days.
by MrKumquats June 19, 2016
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Norwegian

A homosexual zoo animal with one half of a braincell, who's only contribution to this planet is selling oil and creating brain rot words that infest the greatest nation on our planet AMERICA!!!!
American: "you, are, a, NORWEGIAN!!, get the skibidi toilet out of here with your ohio rizz, baby gronk looking ass"

Norwegian: "jeg kommer for å spise ut gyaten din, kom hit du ohio levende skibidi tøs, la meg stjele oljen din og gi deg litt av min ohio skibidi rizz"
by Skibidi king April 1, 2025
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