by Xanessa August 28, 2020
The opposite of the popular english definision. A Norwegian skank is a young female of usually a higher class, with good hygiene and an exclusive clothing style. She may look like a prestine girl with a good renomé at school or work, but on the weekends and at parties she is basically a slut. She highlights her sexual sides and hunts down the hottest guys for a single hookup. She is not looking for a relationship. A Norwegian skank can be seen as a girl with a split personality. Nice in public, but a bitch and nymphomaniac at parties.
"Have you seen the russegirls from Eiker and Drammen? They are some real norwegian skanks."
Boy 1: "Have you seen Mia from 3STA? She looks so fine!"
Boy 2: "She blows different guys every weekend, she's a real norwegian skank!"
Boy 1: "Ohh...I didn't think so. But she looks so prestine and lovely!"
Boy 2: "Don't let her looks fool you. She is a real two-face!"
Boy 1: "Have you seen Mia from 3STA? She looks so fine!"
Boy 2: "She blows different guys every weekend, she's a real norwegian skank!"
Boy 1: "Ohh...I didn't think so. But she looks so prestine and lovely!"
Boy 2: "Don't let her looks fool you. She is a real two-face!"
by Angrynorwegian January 25, 2017
An awesome thing to be. Norwegian also means rich person or Awesome guy/woman. If ur not norwegian, ur a fat gay.
by RuskiTuski69 October 29, 2018
by johnsonboy24 December 27, 2024
When a white person (who thinks they can hold their alcohol) becomes so drunk that they create a text string specifically for jokes pertaining to Trump, covid-19, Kai, travel, coyotes killing Nicole’s dogs, and politics in general.
Oh my God dude, Luxx totally Norwegian Goodbye’d after trying to explain how Biden is the cause for the current rise of inflation; after 3 martinis.
by Dennis is humble. July 18, 2022
"Well Mick, I pulled her pants down and was nearly sick. She was fishier than a norwegian's lunchbox!"
"Well Paddy, she is dead"
"Well Paddy, she is dead"
by Shasta McScumbag September 09, 2016
The opposite of a Swiss Watch/ Swiss Colon. A digestive tract that could go off at any time within a 24 hour window.
by Scrotal Wipeout January 09, 2020