NOG

A sovereign acronym meaning "Neocon Occupied Government".

God damn NOGs thought they could take Afghanistan. Went back to the Taliban after decades of failure. Now they're trying again in Gaza.

by PatrioticMans November 3, 2023

Egg Nog

When a man puts cinnamon in his pee hole and cums in a girls mouth, it creates egg nog

“Wanna taste my egg nog?”

by suck my wee wee December 11, 2020

Slogged in the nog

A tamer version of "Fucked in the head"

Using this phrase may have you mistaken as British

Friend 1: "Bioshock 3 was technocratic propaganda!"
Friend 2: "... Are you Slogged in the nog?!"

by Scabrina Underballs April 9, 2025

Tig Nog

A "Tig Nog" or "Tig Nogging" is the act of acquiring an item that isn't necessarily for not for sale, but also wasn't intended for sale.

I Tig Nogged this salsa bowl from the Mexican Restaurant last night, I slipped it out in my to-go bag.

by Jimdodge92 February 20, 2021

Nogged

When an employee who calls in sick all he time fucks the whole program up by calling in sick.

“Connor isn’t coming in today?”
“Naw, we got nogged.”

by MarkPugner February 17, 2023

Nog Double Standard

* They want respect yet drag down & change the good in society.
* They want handouts & reparations yet overpopulate.
* They spread their lower standards wherever they go.

I wuz tryin' to figger this nog double standard but all I could comes up wit wuz a mixed bag of facts.

by Swisher rolled tight December 30, 2020

Vroom-Nog-Mog

The sound of an electric scooter.

I got a new scooter, it goes vroom-nog-mog.

by J0/\/ December 14, 2008