Wife Privilege

Wife privilege, or wife/common law or girlfriend privilege, is the personal privilege that benefits the husband from her hairdressing skills over non hairdressing experiences in some households, particularly if they are otherwise under the same social, political, or economic circumstances.

Benson: Haircut? What! Everything is closed, how'd you manage that?

Hedges: Wife cut it.

Benson: Wife Privilege, whatever!

by RobbieStJean May 29, 2021

Penis privilege

Darwin and Gumball watterson held a council meeting determing that your actions have caused you to lose your penis privilege. They now commence the celebratory cutting of the penis.

The council has deemed that you lost your penis privilege. Your cut date is in 2 moons.

by Mike_73 May 23, 2022

Pretty Privilege

Eccy

Having more opportunity and success in life then others because of how attractive you are. (And having people do things for you)

Eccy has pretty privileges, thanks to me.

by hi carter August 24, 2023

Ugly privilege

When a guy or girl are so ugly they have the privilege of not caring if they get rejected so they have the audacity to approach anyone and treat them like trash because there no repercussions because of their already ugly

Friend - Omg that guy just approached me

Me - that’s ugly privilege for you

by Gee_Banga April 16, 2024

privilege

A group of Karens

Karen by herself is bad enough, but imagine having to deal with a privilege of 4 Karens.

by Mr BadWrench April 30, 2020

Sheep Privilege

Gaining a positive status from blind conformity, and "just following orders." Doing what any authority figure says without question, and being taken for granted due to it. Having people in power use you as a positive example to address nonconformity.

My younger brother has sheep privilege over the fact that no one patronizes him over minor issues.

by Goldendoodle1996 June 6, 2017

Privilege

A collection of Karens who have banded together for some bullshit reason under the misinformed belief that they are being discriminated against.

Uh oh, a privilege of Karens wants to speak to the manager about being discriminated against for not wearing masks during a pandemic.

by sparkyweston December 27, 2020