Nintendo Wii

Means something in Japanease, but sounds VERY gay in the American language

Nintendo Wii sounds cool but has a very different design to it

by Smedy June 28, 2006

Nintendo Niggers

The Japanese

Man, fuck those Nintendo niggers. They don't know anything about... what don't the Japanese know about?

by "Will" March 2, 2010

Nintendo Power

A biased magazine which has been known to give bad wii games high reviews and give awesome ds games bad reviews. They even gave one of their own awesome games a bad review once.

Ign gave Game A a score of 3.9/10 while Nintendo power gave it a 8/10.

by Mr. Gamer April 15, 2009

Nintendo Switch Player

A person who wants to play all the "cool" online games with friends, but is too broke to afford a real console.

Example: Fortnite

You: Guys lets play a game
Your friend: Ok let me get on my Xbox
Other friend: Ok ima get on my PlayStation
Nintendo Switch Player: Ok I'm ready! (Grabs out of bag)

by Darth That Makes Words March 17, 2021

nintendo wii

The latest ripoff brought to you by Nintendo. $300 for a Gamecube with a new controller.

John: I paid $300 for a controller!?
Tim: You bought a Nintendo Wii!?!
John: Yeah, I've been robbed!
Tim: It's Nintendo, what did you expect?

by the runner October 21, 2007

Nintendo DS

The lastest handheld console released by Nintendo. It features two screens and wireless chat. It also plays sub-par ports of N64 games. The GBA SP is still the choice handheld of most gamers compared to this weak attempt by nintendo.

The people who bought the DS are still waiting for a good game to play it with.

by darksoulexile May 3, 2005

Nintendo Wii

Pronounced as the "Nintendo Weee", as in "weeeeeeee" there goes the goddman wireless controller I just hurled out my window.

The Wii is an ugly electronic box of foreign assembly which displays images on your TV based upon how well you can spasm and jerk your wrist using the console's motion sensitive remote control. This is merely one innovation in a long line of Nintendo products designed to make you girate and giggle in front of your TV, while simultaneously cursing the manufacturer.

1. Dude, we're having a total Wii party at my house tonight. Bring lots of ice for your wrist.

2. FUCK you NINTENDO Wii!!! GODDDAMN FUCKING SHIT CONTROLLER!!!! WTF!!! NOT AGAIN! FUCK! (You will hear lots of language like this when the Wii is released.)

by ByronGman2 September 21, 2008