by Ugotdud November 13, 2021
Get the Nessmug. A person that displays pimp like qualities. To be an all around badass just like a pimp. To be a boss just like a pimp.
Lauren, my person, is a little rough around the edges but she has a certain pimpin-ness about her that I just can’t resist. She is the bees knees. No one has more pimpin-ness than Lauren.
by creatorofquinn January 22, 2021
Get the Pimpin-nessmug. by Distikt boyz February 28, 2023
Get the Nessmug. Person 1: Ness is such a cool name
Person 2: It sounds better with quickins
Person 1: omg nessquickins endgame
Person 2: It sounds better with quickins
Person 1: omg nessquickins endgame
by As I should😳🤚 November 18, 2020
Get the Nessmug. An aggressive panhandler who uses means of coercion, threats, and even violence to garner money from people. Are usually not actually homeless and are just hoping to use the money for drugs, alcohol, or gambling. See also: Bludger
Chef's dad
Say, would you kids like to hear about the time we saw the Loch Ness monster?
Stan
No, that's okay.
Chef's dad
Ooh, it must've been about seven, eight years ago. Me and the little lady was out on this boat, you see, all alone at night, when all of a sudden this huge creature, this giant crustacean from the paleolithic era, comes out of the water.
Chef's mom
We was so scared, Lord have mercy, I jumped up in the boat and I said "Thomas, what on earth is that creature?!"
Thomas
It stood above us looking down with these big red eyes,-
Chef's mom
Oh, it was so scary!
Thomas
and I yelled. I said, "What do you want from us, monster?!" And the monster bent down and said, "...Uh I need about tree-fitty." a long silence follows
Kyle
What's tree-fitty?
Thomas
Three dollars and fifty cents.
Chef's mom
Tree-fitty.
Stan
He wanted money?
Thomas
That's right. I said "I ain't giving you no tree-fitty you goddamn Loch Ness monster! Get your own goddamn money!"
Chef's mom
I gave him a dollar.
Thomas
She gave him a dollar.
Chef's mom
I thought he'd go away if I gave him a dollar.
Thomas
Well of course he's not gonna go away, Nellie! You give him a dollar, he's gonna assume you got more!
Say, would you kids like to hear about the time we saw the Loch Ness monster?
Stan
No, that's okay.
Chef's dad
Ooh, it must've been about seven, eight years ago. Me and the little lady was out on this boat, you see, all alone at night, when all of a sudden this huge creature, this giant crustacean from the paleolithic era, comes out of the water.
Chef's mom
We was so scared, Lord have mercy, I jumped up in the boat and I said "Thomas, what on earth is that creature?!"
Thomas
It stood above us looking down with these big red eyes,-
Chef's mom
Oh, it was so scary!
Thomas
and I yelled. I said, "What do you want from us, monster?!" And the monster bent down and said, "...Uh I need about tree-fitty." a long silence follows
Kyle
What's tree-fitty?
Thomas
Three dollars and fifty cents.
Chef's mom
Tree-fitty.
Stan
He wanted money?
Thomas
That's right. I said "I ain't giving you no tree-fitty you goddamn Loch Ness monster! Get your own goddamn money!"
Chef's mom
I gave him a dollar.
Thomas
She gave him a dollar.
Chef's mom
I thought he'd go away if I gave him a dollar.
Thomas
Well of course he's not gonna go away, Nellie! You give him a dollar, he's gonna assume you got more!
by SilverSheilds October 6, 2022
Get the Loch Ness Monstermug. "Yeah, he was speading his ness all over the place..."
"Look at those geeks and all o' their ness."
"Why do they call them 'Applejacks' when they don't tase like apples!?!?"-"Because that's the whole NESS of the name!"-"o.O"
"He dosn't go ANYWHERE without that coat-its his ness."
"Look at those geeks and all o' their ness."
"Why do they call them 'Applejacks' when they don't tase like apples!?!?"-"Because that's the whole NESS of the name!"-"o.O"
"He dosn't go ANYWHERE without that coat-its his ness."
by wysiwyg January 12, 2004
Get the nessmug. by juice.mp4 April 24, 2020
Get the La-zee-nessmug.