by adam nelson November 15, 2013
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Adapted from the previous form 'bilson' a play on the reference to the great Nelson Mandela.
Adapted from the previous form 'bilson' a play on the reference to the great Nelson Mandela.
by bamily March 8, 2015
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stupid short little men who think they are big and gods gift to women.
they Like to play games and confuse others and then act like nothing happened.
They will one day regret how they treated the hottest chick they ever had
they Like to play games and confuse others and then act like nothing happened.
They will one day regret how they treated the hottest chick they ever had
Boy: "hey im a nelson"
Girl: "..ahh no thanks i would rather swallow razor blades and stab myself in the eyeballs then look at your messed up face"
Girl: "..ahh no thanks i would rather swallow razor blades and stab myself in the eyeballs then look at your messed up face"
by Muhhamad October 20, 2008
Get the Nelson mug.by thedeviledegg October 4, 2006
Get the Nelson mug.Back round info:Deffinatley not one of the smartest "things" to walk the earth but sure as hell the biggest lyer! He needs a punch in the face to straighten his dumb ass out.
1.Feel free to use this word as commonly and as randomly as you want.
for example if some one is bein an ass hole rather than to show off your colorful vocabulary in public, just call him/her/it a NELSON VELEZ!
1.Feel free to use this word as commonly and as randomly as you want.
for example if some one is bein an ass hole rather than to show off your colorful vocabulary in public, just call him/her/it a NELSON VELEZ!
Dude: hey man do you see that skugly stupid fuck walkin over there?
Man: ya dude*(Screaming to the skugly fuck)* YO YOU NELSON VELEZ PIECE OF SHIT KEEP WALKIN OVER THERE, THE SMELL OF YOU MAKES MY ASS HAIR SINGE OFF!
Dude: you tell him man, you tell him
**((zing))**
Man: ya dude*(Screaming to the skugly fuck)* YO YOU NELSON VELEZ PIECE OF SHIT KEEP WALKIN OVER THERE, THE SMELL OF YOU MAKES MY ASS HAIR SINGE OFF!
Dude: you tell him man, you tell him
**((zing))**
by my lipstick's on his collar March 4, 2005
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"I don't think all those Muslim wars would have happened if the Muslims had the Christian God... I mean, you don't see Christians going around starting wars."
Person 1: "It's important not to look at history in terms of good guys and bad guys."
Nelson: "I think that's stupid. Because obviously the Christians are the good guys and everyone else is a bad guy."
Person 1: "Zoroastrianism and Animism played a role in the development of Christianity."
Nelson: "No, no... you don't understand... Chrisianity influenced the development of Zoroastrianism and Animism."
Person 1: "WTF. How is that possible? Zoroastrianism and Animism were developed thousands of years before Christianity."
Nelson: "Well you see, the power of Jesus and the Bible is so great it transcends time and reason."
Person 1: "It's important not to look at history in terms of good guys and bad guys."
Nelson: "I think that's stupid. Because obviously the Christians are the good guys and everyone else is a bad guy."
Person 1: "Zoroastrianism and Animism played a role in the development of Christianity."
Nelson: "No, no... you don't understand... Chrisianity influenced the development of Zoroastrianism and Animism."
Person 1: "WTF. How is that possible? Zoroastrianism and Animism were developed thousands of years before Christianity."
Nelson: "Well you see, the power of Jesus and the Bible is so great it transcends time and reason."
by Ross December 27, 2004
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