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jerking off nathaniel style

Jerking Off Nathaniel Style refers to jerking off but like a Nathaniel. To Jerk Off Nathaniel Style, you must have vinegar and Mountain Dew, preferably LiveWire flavored. Then, you wanna put both items in a bag and stick your dick inside. Then, you go on as if you were jerking off normally, only you cum in the Mountain Dew vinegar filled bag instead.
David wanted to jerk off, like he always does. But he was bored of the usual ways of using a fleshlight and his hands. He had heard from his classmates about jerking off nathaniel style and wanted to try it out. He went to his gas station to get some Mountain Dew and went back home for the vinegar. He took the objects he needed into a secluded alleyway and proceeded with the J.O.N.S. In the middle of his jerk off session (nathaniel style), a car with strobing lights on the top passed by. David has epilepsy and proceeded to seize and foam out the mouth. David was found dead 3 weeks later because no one gives a fuck about David.
by dajinco January 12, 2025
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Nathaniel B

A widely unknown person, originating from the statement, "Aint you Nathaniel B?" means that the person who was told this statement looks, sounds, or acts like Nathaniel B. This isn't complimentary but is used as an insult. The insult is to show that the person telling them the statement is much smarter and more logical. Most people wouldn't understand this statement, which also shows how it can leave people dumbfounded. "Aint you Nathaniel B?" is also in the same xenoliteracy group as, "cuz".
"Hold on, you can't handle me, hold up, Aint you Nathaniel B?"
by Shakespeare (Xenoliteracy) September 24, 2022
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Nathaniel

A perverted psychopath who likes to talk about movies, and has wet dreams of his crush Anna Namiotka and Zereski, even though the closest thing to a girlfriend he'll get is his anime bodypillow.
James stop watching porn! You don't want to end up like a Nathaniel.
by Givemerobox123 November 5, 2021
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Nathaniel

Zip, zilch, nada, nothin, Nathan
I bet $50 on red. But when it hit black, I ended up with Nathaniel.
by Jimothy G June 23, 2022
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Nathaniel B

Something you say when someone tries to roast you
Joe: you look like a fat ugly ballsack you egg.
You: that shit was trash you can’t handle me, Hol up ain’t you Nathaniel B.
by Monke eater August 1, 2022
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Nathaniel B

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Nathaniel B

The Nathaniel B. Palmer is an ice-capable research ship owned by Offshore Service Vessels LLC, operated by Edison Chouest Offshore, Inc. and chartered by the United States National Science Foundation
Guy 1: *Raps some cold ass bars*
Guy 2: That shit was trash, you can't handle me. Hold up ain't you Nathaniel B?!
by Samuli69 August 3, 2022
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