narcissistocracy 

1. A political system which endorses narcissism

2. The authority and legitimacy implicated by a grand portrait bearing one's likeness.
3. A political strategy where leaders campaign by sharing their glorious photoshoots
4. When your leader knows they are the best there ever was and ever will be

I just realized we are living in a narcissistocracy.
Have you seen the latest photos of our bareback leader riding a stallion into the sunrise?

narcissistocracy by Gundanium January 7, 2021

Narcissist 

Someone who sees or knos of no flaws in their reflection, whether it be physically or something else that a mirror wouldn't reveal.

A true narcissist isn't someone who looks into a mirror, a true narcissist is someone who looks into a mirror and sees no flaws in themself, but sees flaws in others.

Narcissist by Solid Mantis January 23, 2021

Narcissist 

Someone who thinks they outdo other people at every sport or anything else in life than other people.

The narcissist had always had a high opinion of himself/herself, even if others couldn't understand what made him/her such a prodigy.

Narcissist by Solid Mantis January 27, 2021

Narcissist 

A female that thinks she is some kind of big deal sex symbol if she gets a guy somewhere to agree with her view of herself, that males can't resist her.

The girl is a narcissist that hears what she wants to hear about herself. Anybody can tell somebody something they think the other person would want to hear, but how many people really mean anything they say these days?

Narcissist by Solid Mantis March 1, 2021

Narcissist 

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Fuck all narcissists!

Narcissist by John Damn Smith March 5, 2021

Narcissist 

A person who gives 8,010,000,580 shits about themselves and -10, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000, 000 about the person sitting next to them on the bus.

Fuck all narcissists.

Narcissist by John Damn Smith March 5, 2021

narcissist 

it's me i'm a narcissist i can't help it i deadass think i'm better than everyone but not in a bad way i just KNOW that i'm better than everyone that's fucked me over . and i like cant tell if i deeply love myself or if i just hate myself so much that i mask it with that . but like bitches literally want to be me . i am so hot and cool .

jules: look at her she's so hot
me: i know
jules: that's kind of narcissistic ? you're a narcissist

me: i cant be self aware ? i know u wanna be me babe it's ok

narcissist by iwantdick February 9, 2021