Nipple Plunger

A utensil used to suck out milk from a woman's nipple.

Used the same way as a toilet plunger but smaller.....for some its the same size....or larger!!!

by Andrew F April 23, 2003

Nipple ninja

A person who can grope a females breasts without being caught or causing conflict

That guy is a fucking Nipple ninja

by Nothunterself December 16, 2013

Man-Nipples

A term to use for one that is useless.

Cunt 1: “That cunt is as useful as ‘Man-Nipples’“
Cunt 2: “not only useless, he’s annoying as Fuck”
Cunt 1: “Yeah, ‘Marathon Rash Man-Nipples’

by Litcunt February 3, 2020

Club Nipples

When a girl is horny in the club and her nips become erect.

Sophia: "Ooo damn Ryan is lookin' nice tonight."

Anne: "Girl yo nips is huge!"

Anne & Sophia: "CLUB NIPPLES!!"

by SPACENIPPLES December 16, 2011

Nipple sausage

Nipple sausage occurs when you fondle a woman's breasts and her nipples become hard like mini sausages.

She whispered into my ear nipple sausage me...so I played with them until the nipple sausage sizzled.

by P bear delite December 29, 2016

Ergonomic Nipples

A set of perfect female breasts that are always in the pointy upright position. The right size, pert and always at attention. Ergonomic nipples are perfect for nuzzling suckling.

I’m sucked on her ergonomic nipples last night for over an hour and my neck didn’t hurt.

Her ergonomic nipples were winking at me in the break room today.

She let me and the bro’s take turns on her ergonomic nipples.

by Dick Onchin October 1, 2020

Cheeto Nipples

A condition caused by abnormally long, protruding nipples. Commonly, the length of the nipple is longer than the diameter of the entire areola. When this occurs, the victim experiences a higher frequency of dry skin, resulting in an ashy and flaky topography (read: cheetos dust). See also: Stevie Wonder nipples.

Bryan: The following is the equation for cheeto nipples: Length of protusion divided by diameter of areola. If the the ratio is greater than one, you are at risk for Cheeto Nipples.

Laryssa: "I have this dust all over my sweater from dandruff."

Leah: "It's not dandruff, it's Cheeto Nipple residue."

by Meaty McGee January 24, 2014