Newton North

A high school in Newton, Massachusetts mainly comprised of a student body that comes from an uneducated Italian-American heritage. These student usually complain about not having as much money as kids that go to Newton South. This is usually followed by someone from South reminding them that they are getting a new high school that costs $200 million

Kid 1: Hey where do you go to school?
Kid 2: Newton North
Kid 1: hahahaha, you silly mush

by R1DE TO THAT June 14, 2010

Newtingdis

Newtingdis means this is something new, comes from jamaicans speaking broken english

See dis bong right hurr, Newtingdis

by John Detlor May 22, 2007

Newtwife

To service divorce papers while your wife is in recovery.

Poor Jackie, she got Newtwifed after surgery, but then Marianne became a Newtwive while hes was conducting an extra-marital affair during the Congressional investigation into allegations that Bill Clinton lied under oath about his affair with Monica Lewinsky. When will Callista become a Newtwife? He's had three wives, but his sister can't marry her partner.

by Earl Gray Tea Baggs, III October 28, 2009

Newter

to divorce your wife while she's seriously ill, a la Newt Gingrich

man, Helen's not showing any signs of recovery - it's a real downer. I might have to Newter her.

by KP Freely March 7, 2012

Newton's 3rd law in existence

When you try to do something, you cannot, because there is a relatively negative action, that does not allow you to do it. (-1+1=0) Therefore, proving the non existence of earth and all of mankind.

Dude: Ayo, ever heard of the Newton's 3rd law in existence that doesn't make sense?

The other dude: No?

Dude: When humans try to walk, another negative action or force should be present to disable him from walking. So, humans are not even suppose to move in the first place.

by Urgae6969 February 19, 2022

non-newtonian

Adj. Used to describe an article of clothing that is suspended about the midriff, typically jeans, with no apparent means of support. Some, as of yet, force undetermined by science is the only plausible source Jeans that stay in place below the equator of an egg dipped in olive oil are considered non-newtonian. Not to be confused with severe camel-toe.

Ginny, with those non-newtonian jeans, you don't need no suspenders no mo'!

by fetzis May 15, 2008

Newtious

(Newtism)one of teh newtism religion
one who studies the newt, believes in only one newt

ex. I go to THE NEWT on sundays adn study newtism

by ASHLEY March 28, 2003