Flashbanged myself

When you masturbate and hit yourself in the eye during the cumshot

I was just jerking off and fucking flashbanged myself

by Thatshowyougetants2257 July 28, 2023

<.7.9.7.6.>If I, Angel Jose RObles, Strikes Individuals, I,Angel Jose Robles, Will Tell Myself It Is Not Normal Until I Go To SLeep<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>If I, Angel Jose RObles, Strikes Individuals, I,Angel Jose Robles, Will Tell Myself It Is Not Normal Until I Go To SLeep<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>If I, Angel Jose RObles, Strikes Individuals, I,Angel Jose Robles, Will Tell Myself It Is Not Normal Until I Go To SLeep<.7.9.7.6.>

by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025

Myself

You do not need me to change anything about myself. What you WANT is to control MYSELF and you're trying to reconfigure what constitutes CONTROL and SELF to make that happen.

Hym "But what YOU ARE MAKING MONEY OFF OF is MYSELF. You didn't need MYSELF to change anything to fill your bank account with my ideas. So, you don't need myself to change anything. I don't need to do anything beyond this and I'm not going to. And if I do, I can guarantee someone is going to need to buy some flowers a couple of days afterwards. MYSELF is what you are trying to separate from MY ACHIEVEMENTS so OTHER PEOPLE who deserve it LESS can keep them for themselves. This is all just a ploy to keep me under the thumb of some fuck ass business owner who has contributed LESS to society than I have. It doesn't even matter which business owner it is. You all have to do it and now you want me to have to do it with you. You don't care that I created AI. You don't care about ME. YOU want ME to have to be like YOU. And why would I do that when I can be better? What you are doing isn't reflecting on me. It's just you being you."

by Hym Iam February 4, 2025

I / Me / Myself

one of the most relatable songs ever, written by the wonderful Will Wood.

I wish I could be a girl, and really
I'd prefer it if you would use I / Me / Myself
Am I pretty enough, am I pretty enough
To fucking die?

by Absolutdasher October 5, 2025

<.0.5.4.3.4.3.0.>I, Angel Jose Robles, Thanks, Raymond Robles, For Inspiring Myself, Angel Jose Robles To Journal My Emotions To Master Becoming A Sociopath<.0.5.4.3.4.3.0.>

<.0.5.4.3.4.3.0.>I, Angel Jose Robles, Thanks, Raymond Robles, For Inspiring Myself, Angel Jose Robles To Journal My Emotions To Master Becoming A Sociopath<.0.5.4.3.4.3.0.>

<.0.5.4.3.4.3.0.>I, Angel Jose Robles, Thanks, Raymond Robles, For Inspiring Myself, Angel Jose Robles To Journal My Emotions To Master Becoming A Sociopath<.0.5.4.3.4.3.0.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025

Take myself to the sock hop

When a man strokes himself to completion into a sock.

My mom caught me take myself to the sock hop last night! How embarrassing.

by Books and Babies August 11, 2025

Im litterally gonna kms i hate myself so much and i just want it to all end, anyways im secretly adolf hitler

how i feel every day

person one: Im litterally gonna kms i hate myself so much and i just want it to all end, anyways im secretly adolf hitler

person two: wait your secretly who?

by Xx.Jazzy_Jasper.xX November 30, 2023