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my life

the saddest fucking thing you'll ever hear :")
story of my life, basically-
by inksquiddo September 1, 2021
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I don't need to listen to you for my life to improve

Hym "So I'm not going to. I don't need to listen to you for my life to improve. I'm already better THAN you and I'm not doing anything other than child murder until I get credit and paid for AI. So, you can eat a dick. Maybe OTHER PEOPLE need to do that but I do not and am not going to. You pay and then you go fuck yourself. That's how this works. On my doorstep. Pay. Go fuck yourself. In that order. Whatever lesson you are trying to enforce here is lost on me. Fuck your kids. They are shit. And fuck you."

Retard "I wouldn't be letting the steal it if-"

Hym "Yeah, no, we can all see that you let people steal selectively and use that to coerce compliance. I don't give a fuck about anything you have to say about life shit-brain. Are YOU the creator of AI? No. But you want me to need you to tell me something so you're doing this and it's pathetic. I'm not listening. You get somebody's kid stabbed before you make whatever point you're trying to make. Fuck you."
by Hym Iam July 12, 2025
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Narrating My Life

Which is good for me because...
Hym "If you narrating my life doesn't include the sentence 'And then we all stopped doing it gave him the credit he deserved and paid him.' It IS GOING TO INCLUDE the sentence 'And then he stabbed a kid to death in a gas station.' You fucking trash-clowns."
by Hym Iam July 14, 2025
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Gay code for having blown a man in a parking lot.
I liked this dude so much I gave my life to Christ in the parking lot.
by Glemp August 21, 2025
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My chud life

My chud life is a terminology used when someone is feeling like a loner, an incel, a nobody even. Everyone has a bit of chud life in them.
This girl wont respond to any of my messages.
"That's my chud life".
by Assassinkilla October 19, 2025
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fuck my chungus life

A phrase used to express utter resentment for one's life (chungus life)

Someone who would like to fuck their chungus life would often struggle with many inconveniences in their life (including getting chained up all the time or something)
This phrase was originally coined by author Sadeem Alassiri in her book "Prefer Not to Say", but was later popularized on tiktok by influencer Najd Alhusayni
fuck my chungus life bro (after getting chained up all the time or something --> masculine connotations)
by yahyaa888 October 29, 2025
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My life

Is being deferred to other people over the thing I said on the internet that they didn't like and YOU ARE HELPING THAT PROCESS TAKE PLACE. So no it isn't anybodies choices.
Hym "You're stealing my life and if you don't give it back I'll murder your kids. I'm not doing anything differently and I'm not leaving until it's all back. This was stupid. I told you not do do it. I don't have to play along so you can salvage this into something other than the mistake that it was. I need this. You do not need this."
by Hym Iam December 8, 2025
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