Muddy point

A muddy point is when the head of a man's penis is inserted into a woman's anus. The muddy point is derived from the assumption that the head of the penis is representing a point and the anus is muddy.
Yo Chris, I hit the muddy point last night when I was with Samantha.
by Dr. Muddy March 17, 2009
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Muddy River

A form of anal intercourse in which the male partner vigorously fucks his female counterpart until she begins to bleed, at which point he gives her a Mike Tyson directly to the lower abdomen. Usually causes uncontrollable shitting by the female; in rare cases, she may even go through anal prolapse.
I just cocked my fist back and gave her a straight right hook to the stomach. What a Muddy River.
by Hieidark123 July 27, 2010
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muddy rudder

When you are doing someone anally and they diarrhea on your cock. Then you take out your cock and cock slap repetitively switching from left to right cheek (face cheek).
In order to spice up their marriage Bill and Kate tried doing the muddy rudder.

It took Kate a long time to get the shit off her face after Bill preformed the muddy rudder on her.

I was doing her in the back side and then she got the runs, so i gave her the muddy rudder.
by UMOMcFly November 22, 2007
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muddy funster

he who tunnels in mud, strolls down the bourneville boulevarde
that muddy funster doesn't just bowl from the pavilion end, he lives in it
by the rear admiral fudge packer September 23, 2003
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muddy platypus

When a guy takes a dump on a female, ejaculates onto the fecal materials, than mixes it and flattens it into the shape of a pancake and feeds it to the mistress and proceeds to sexually drill her until she shatifys herself
mitch and i were walkin to bart, giving a definition of the muddy platypus
by racso January 09, 2008
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Muddy Juarez

When a woman takes a poop on a man's penis, then the man slaps the woman in the face with his poop-covered penis.
Oh dang fool, she looks like she just got a Muddy Juarez!
by koolby4125 January 12, 2011
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