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Mouse Jockey

Someone who requires a mouse to do all tasks on a computer completly ignoring the keyboard shortcuts, Without a mouse this user cannot function on a computer.
Bob can only use his computer using a mouse for even the most meanial tasks, he is such a mouse jockey!
by mousejockey September 8, 2011
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Wiggle the mouse

When you don't feel like working but have to be at work, your only job is to wiggle the mouse to keep from going idle.
"Are you actually working on Black Friday?"

"I mean, not really. I'm just gonna wiggle the mouse for a few hours then go home."
by jobrien80 November 24, 2016
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Moving The Mouse

Treading water, doing the minimum to get by. Originated from working on a "PC" or Personal Computer. If there is no activity for several minutes in a row, the screen will go blank or a screensaver pops up, showing your co-workers that you are not doing any work (both in the office and monitoring remotely). So to "Move the Mouse" is to do just enough to get by as to not be outed as a slacker or non-productive.
"I'm just moving the mouse until I can cut out of work at 5:00"
by Tony Da Wonerful February 23, 2014
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Mouse clit

The scroll wheel on a computer mouse that you stroke the same way you stroke a clit. Depending on the type of mouse, you can stroke the clit up and down, tap it, tilt it side to side, or stroke it around in circles.
My sticky fingers gummed up my mouse clit, and now I can't scroll!
by b1wt153 September 28, 2011
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Ben's mouse

Ben's 'Mouse' is another word for his flat, hairy, no shafted, wrinkly ball-sack. In essence, Ben's mouse is not a penis, it's just a dangling sack in between your legs.
I can't believe I got sent a pic of Ben's mouse on Snapchat last night.
by StinkyBret October 24, 2019
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evil mouse

a mouse that lives in a castle that buys studios, brother to the pizza chain rat
evil mouse clubhouse COME INSIDE ITS FUN INSIDE
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minnie mousing it

For a girl to wear a skirt gloves and no top
I was Minnie mousing it for lols
by shit ,my bra is twisted March 7, 2015
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