weed mouse

a person who is only your friend for your weed, you can tell if your friend is a weed mouse if he does not even know your last name. can also be a person who secretly and quietly steals your weed that you stashed.

" Eh man, who the hell are you?! you ain't nothing but a weed mouse!!"

by kelsicoca May 14, 2013

minnie mousing it

For a girl to wear a skirt gloves and no top

I was Minnie mousing it for lols

by shit ,my bra is twisted March 7, 2015

mouse fuzz

The jawdroppingly-gross detritus that spills out of a mouse or trackball while it's being cleaned. Weeks, months, or - heaven forbid - years of unidentifiable dreck, caught by a technological crumb catcher.

Where does it come from? Why does it stay? How does it all fit? Nobody knows.

sorry about the double load of mouse fuzz all over your floor - the trackball was giving me Warcramp and I couldn't find a trash can

by Alfredo X October 28, 2010

Mouse clit

The scroll wheel on a computer mouse that you stroke the same way you stroke a clit. Depending on the type of mouse, you can stroke the clit up and down, tap it, tilt it side to side, or stroke it around in circles.

My sticky fingers gummed up my mouse clit, and now I can't scroll!

by b1wt153 September 28, 2011

evil mouse

a mouse that lives in a castle that buys studios, brother to the pizza chain rat

evil mouse clubhouse COME INSIDE ITS FUN INSIDE

by ok so its eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee June 6, 2021

Mouse Bungee

mouse bungee is when you tie a metal chair to your balls then ducktape the chair to a wall and run as fast as you can in one direction then, either your balls get ripped off or a chair gets slammed into your balls

lets go watch idiot mouse bungee

by The Cheddar man November 14, 2020

Fame-mouse

A youtuber who is becoming famous because of unfunny content

Viewer: "that mysticzoopy guy is such a fame-mouse, i wonder how"
Mysticzoopy:"it's cuz every girl i have sex with subscribes to me"

by Mysticzoopy March 4, 2023