Beer Monocle

When you are going to sleep with someone unattractive, but you are just drunk enough to not care.

Yo you are way out of Sarah's league.
Yeah, I know. I Just had my Beer Monocle on.

by stoneystupidface April 8, 2018

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money moocher

Someone who uses your money but never pays you back.

He is a money moocher he only uses his money and never pays him back.

by Zuovelighning10 November 7, 2021

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Invokum MONOCULUS

A spell from Team Fortress 2 that spawns a team colored MONOCULUS

Demoman: Invokum MONOCULUS! Oh me eye.

by Montairplane January 31, 2022

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Murse Moocher

A persons who is attracted primarily to male nurses. More common in females named Alexis.

“You are always falling for those male nurses, you no good murse moocher”

by MinervsMom May 9, 2023

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A variation of the (Eye) Socket Fuck...Having someone take out their prosthetic eye and assume the doggy style position. Wedge the eye in the butt crack, just above the balloon knot. Have great sex...for a twist on The Pirate, try the Pirate Monocle, pull out on cum on the fake eye. Kicking in the shin or equivalent is optional...

"Hey Boss..."
..."Yeah?"
"You remember that hot chick with the fake eye?"
..."Yeah"
"I did the The Reverse Monocle all over her ass last night...Arrgh..."
..."Nice..."

by The real Keyser Soze April 13, 2013

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to be mooched

Somebody getting fired even though he/she was chanting "I will fire everybody"

Anthony Scaramucci got fired in less than 10 days in the White House. That is what you call to be Mooched. LOL

by Azarvet August 1, 2017

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Rail Mooch

Someone that rolls up to a rail that you spent all day going on crazy missions to scope out and set up and then they come at the last second and shred your rail. Or they sit there and watch you set up clamin they are just gonna film and then they decided once its set up to drop in.

Chad just sat there and watched us do all the work setting up the rail and then once it was set up he tried to do the rail but all he did was a front nose slap.

by T-Fish May 7, 2005

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