Moses

When you disappear out of the blue, without saying a thing.

Bro, you mosesed us, we thought you changed schools.

by miziblomp March 21, 2022

ghetto-moseyer

n. also known as "ghemoseyer."
Someone in front of you who walks about leisurely, esp. down narrow hallways and sidewalks. They aimlessly wander about as if where they are going does not matter, therefore making the people walking behind them late for wherever it is they are going. Some even swerve around so that you cannot walk past them. Ghemoseyers can be very agitating, esp. when you are already running late.

"Gah! This stupid ghetto-moseyer won't get out of my way."

"Silly ghemoseyers."

by Ganoosi December 6, 2004

sammy moses

1. a psycho stalker bitch with the eyes of an instane person

2. owner of all things fantasy. including unicorns, fairies, goblins, rainbows, leprachauns, eskimos, and the occasional dinosaur. does not like to be bothered when in the "me-time mode," which entails sitting in a corner rocking back and forth prattling on about her future wishes of ponies and penises. Also lives in a house made of lincoln logs. aww yeah.

"Someone needs to tell that sammy moses in the corner to stop wishing for ponies and dicks and get a life!"

"I got followed home by a sammy moses today. Holy shit, i literally pissed my pants I was so creeped out."

by whateveryouwantmetobe February 21, 2009

Holy Moses Mother of Pearl

Holy Moses Mother of Pearl is something you would yell instead of swearing when your in the company of small children and the elderly and something bad has happened.

On the way home from Chuck-E-Cheese Pizza, Ryan's friend started to feel sick and to his moms surprise Ryan's friend Jesse vomited hitting her in the back of her head! With vomit running down her back she almost dropped the "F" bomb and instead shouted, "Holy Moses Mother of Pearl!" "Did you just recycle pizza in my hair?"

by Shucky Kunt August 31, 2017

Lillian Moses

Badest female to ever live literally. No one can compare to the level of badness she has

Cel: I wish I was as good as Lillian Moses
Everyone to ever live: Your such a silly billy, that's impossible

by Chief Nevercapper October 16, 2018

mosher

moshers dont have to hang out only wiv other moshers. Anyone who is sound enough to relise that moshers are much more fun than any other group. chavs/neds usually hate moshers because they are imature and think their hard cause their in a big group. the only time a ned will start a fight is if thier group has a 2:1 advantage. moshers dont need to listen to metal or have baggy clothes. its people who genually like to mosh in mosh pits a any concert. any real mosher will know this.

chav: look at that dirty mosher
chav2: ye lets kick his arse even though we dont have a reason
mosher stands his ground and the chavs shit themselves cause they arent actually intimidating anyone
mosher: lol

by -tj- January 17, 2008

Moses Lake

A stupid Ass town in the middle of washington. no one likes it, but for some reason wen you leaave you wanna come back. its like a black hole. it just forces you back into it somehow with its magical powers. litteraly the only thing fun there is walmart. its where everyone hangs out. its in the middle of no where. and none of the red necks can hear your blood curdling screams of boredom. ENJOY (:

Red Neck1: hey im farming some new corn wanna see cuz thats the only fun thing to do here in moses lake is watch corn grow.

Red Neck2: Nah me and some hillbilly friends of mine are heading to walmart, and hope we dont get jumped wen we ride our tractor through this moses shit hole

by Taylorterror August 14, 2009