moss

a tasty bowl of tobacco paved in a layer of kief.
Janet likes to smoke a moss before binge watching Insecure on HBO.
by Bamuel December 07, 2021
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Moss

Moss is the kinda boy who is so sweet you get a tooth ache from looking at him. He is gentle with his words and will cry if you hurt an ant. Hes a cute trans man who will do anything for the people he loves. Moss is loyal, handsome, funny, and intelligent. If you ever even get the amazing opportunity to meet a Moss, hold on to them and never ever let them go. But he is taken so back off bitch
"Omg, is that a Moss?! A super handsome guy 🤭"
by cookie_lover52 May 21, 2022
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David Mossed

Verb: To be on the receiving end of rug pull
The price has gone down by 90% over the last few months, therefore I have reason to believe that we just got David Mossed!
by 8xRugSurvivor May 19, 2022
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Mossing the logs

When you jack off into the toilet on your turds!
You better not be in there mossing the logs again Gary!
by JuggaloDundee November 17, 2023
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Pete Moss

Pete Moss is a mythical Saturday morning AM talk show radio host that talks about plants and growing green grass. He yells at his callers for asking him questions about how to have a greener lawn. He tells them to read his book and then hangs up on the callers.
Hey Dude, I called into the AM radio talk show this morning and asked the host about how to make my lawn greener. He yelled at me and he told me to read his book, then slammed the phone down.
Dude, did you call Pete Moss?
Yes, how did you know?
by Rascal-Flatts May 25, 2021
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Moss Mentality

The mentality of when the person don’t care about the problems they’ve caused. In addition they ignore/run away from any criticism or backlash. While still thinking they’re right. They’re also probably apathetic.

Named after a groomer, Softieguts, also known as Moss.
Softieguts: Oh you’re mad at me for grooming someone?? I don’t care! Why should I care!!

A bunch of people: *criticizes them*
Softieguts: Woe is me I’m getting death threats! Better run away and still think I did nothing wrong!!!

People with human decency: Uh oh shes got the Moss Mentality
by ThePostFall July 24, 2022
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Moss Ridge Breakfast

This delicious concoction consists of eating a pop tart of preferred flavor, drinking a monster energy (The original, not the zero crap) all while chewing the almighty Copenhagen straight cut original. Mostly attempted during the opening shift.
We all attempted to have a Moss Ridge Breakfast, but no one made it past the fruity blast pop tart.
by TheCartKid June 29, 2012
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