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Molly Monks

You acc are molly monks
by Emmetburkelover October 2, 2021
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Chicken Monk

A chicken monk is a moose like creature that does not wear pants otherwise known as a pantless chicken monk.
“you pantless chicken monk”
“my sister is a chicken monk” “ugh stop being a chicken monk”
by heyimachickenmonk July 3, 2018
mugGet the Chicken Monkmug.

monke syndrome

At any given point of time, the max number of stages of MS is given by the cumulative dumbfuckery that person has carried out or thought about from his birth till that very specific point of time. By this definition, the max stages of MS can never decrease. It'll either remain constant in best case or keep on increasing.
Yesterday Monty was telling me that he was cool because some girl was stalking him via his instagram story

I think he is diagnosed with Monke Syndrome
by Neriv October 15, 2020
mugGet the monke syndromemug.

Hayden monk

A person who enjoys going to basildon cinema rather than lakeside as it is more "inconvenient"
What time are we meeting at basildon guys?

No HaYdEn MoNk wE aRe GoInG tO lAkEsIdE
by OmG cHoLeStErOl December 30, 2018
mugGet the Hayden monkmug.

Smack monk

When you beat ya dick
Girl : what you finna do ?

Me : smack monk !!!!!
by Elijah (thatboul.e) November 30, 2019
mugGet the Smack monkmug.

Moist Monke

Moist Monke is when you make a gorilla erect from watching Zero Two hentai. Then rub petrol on the gorillas testicles, place the gorilla into a dog enclosure and watch them reproduce.
John: I’m going to moist monke.
Kevin: Ok, I’ll be watching frog lady then.
by Kev Likes Frog Lady January 9, 2021
mugGet the Moist Monkemug.

monke man

by monke man February 15, 2021
mugGet the monke manmug.

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