National Monday day

A good day to spend with friends

Holy crap it national Monday day

by Gavrow06 February 8, 2021

Loose Monday

As you’re penetrating the ring that separates inner from outer from an angle that maximizes the gape of the vagina, prompting the inevitable “grrrrr Mondays” sentiment of the receiving party.

Dude 1: “Dude, Courtney could not walk this morning! You must have given her that loose monday!”
Dude 2: “Yeah, it was the loosest!”

by LooseMondays66 May 21, 2021

Goosemeat monday

When you’re doing 69 and she bites your cock so you make a goose noise in her vagina. Only on monday’s

Last week me and my girl had a goosemeat monday

by eddy051705 January 23, 2022

lube up for monday

To take an extra bong hit before work after a period of time off to ease the transition back to work.

Sorry I'm late, I had to lube up for Monday.

by billyboombox January 10, 2015

moose knuckle monday

A social media hashtag where guys show off their moose knuckle on Mondays.

Yo Shanikqua, did you see the bulge in that dudes pants?
Yeah girl don't you know, it's moose knuckle Monday!

by Silky mane May 13, 2016

1pm on a Monday

1pm on a Monday is a time that many words or phrases can not be said as is will make you turn into a shbamsical.

A- I’m chraaosing
B-A! Stop
A- oh no it’s 1pm on a Monday.

by Itellthetruthpeeps September 5, 2019

Max out Monday

The act of going off program to potentially destroy your body with the excuse that its max out Monday by attempting; A max deadlift, max squat, max bench, or all of the above.

“Looks like Tom is doing another Max out Monday.”

by Wolf strength September 22, 2019