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Mohan

Mohan is a Chinese freshman guy that thinks he’s all that because he lifts. He is the king of ego lifting and has eyes that are so small that when he smiles it seems like he’s closing his eyes. Even when his face is relaxed his eyes are still small just like his genital that he will never be able to use. One time mohan (whos a steroid head) went to Walgreens to get a small condom but he still couldn’t find one his size because there are no super small sized condoms. Mohan never shuts up about his lefts and always says “shut up Sam ima beat you up” and glazes every bodybuilder to exist. This steroid head thinks size is all that matters in a fight and he lost to Ethan who is skinnier than him but his excuse was “I’m injured”or “I wasn’t trying”. In our school there’s this phrase “shut the Mohan up” and it’s used whenever mohan talks about his lifts that he never shuts up about.
Shut the mohan up mohan”
by D1Mohanhater May 10, 2024
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mogenomics

Mogenomics is the study of mewwing, looksmaxxing, its implication on the number of female companions. Mogenomics looks at the male dominance hierarchy and tries to quantify features that appear more frequently amongst men who get their dicks wet often.
Dr. Cahill is the professor of Mogenomics this term.
Did you see his article in the Journal of American Mogenomics?
by Bigbakh May 22, 2024
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Mohang

The little balls of shit that get stuck to your ass hairs, as a result of poor wiping after a bowel movement.
Make sure you wipe your ass good, you don't want a bunch mohangs getting caught in your underwear and ripping your ass hairs out !
by doneilio July 1, 2024
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mohannaddude

6'8 sexy beast who plays soccer and also goes by tintinnabulation
mohannaddude is one of the humans of all time and is soo tall and athleticist and hottist and sexist and awesomist
by smart man telling truth October 14, 2024
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moheimen

handsome, positive for the eyes, cute, majestic, golden smile, protective, marriageable, hygienic, funny, smart, smoky smooth siren eyes, respectful, juicy ahh curls, breathtaking, pretty, smells a lil too nice, untouchable, charming, tall, sweet, lowkey quiet/mysterious but sociable if you get to know him, overall A MAN.
''Girl, why are you suddenly so quiet and shy?''
''BESTIE, THAT'S MOHEIMEN!''
*d*es from cringe*
by smallandpetite January 12, 2025
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MAHENDRADA

Mahendrada is the last name of certain Indian Brahmins. The Mahendradas were originally Rapurohits (priests to kings and royals). After marrying into royal families, they bore the names Mahindra or Mahendra or Mahendar. These people mostly belonged to the Kshatriya Brahmana or Brahmana castes in Hindu Varna.

The word Mahendrada literally means the descendant of the great Indra who is believed to be the king of gods in Hindu Mythology.

After alliances between the Rajpurohits and the royal families occurred, a certain part of their lineage came to be known as Suryavanshi or Sooryavanshi(descendants of the sun).

This surname is now bore by mostly south Indian Tamil and Dravida Brahmins.
I think Mr. Mahendrada is on leave today
by chaava February 22, 2025
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Mohany

useless egyptian guy who reeks of sweat and sand.

also really likes bleach?
oh my god.. that guy is SUCH a mohany.
LOL right bro??? MOHANYYYY
by NotDootlez April 9, 2025
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