Tesco mobile

General cunts who lie & misinform
Another scheming Tesco mobile worker
by former Tesco customer November 25, 2019
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gangster-mobile

one freaking awsome car that gangsters drive around and do their buisness in
aka buying slurpees and picking up bizatches
aka blue chevy blazers
by Dan Dan Revolution December 15, 2003
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chirp mobile

chirp mobile, another slang word for a wireless cellular phone.
Rob - Ay yo linx me up
i juss gotta chirp mobile
by 905kid January 20, 2007
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beanard-mobile

small rice burning car that's got curb feelers, stick on chrome tape, 20 ft high spoiler, stick on air vents, painted primer gray, weed-eater sounding coffee can muffler (and almost every "bolt on horsepower" gimic that's sold), wheels worth more than 4x what the car itself is worth, etc......... usually loaded up like a clown car with mexicans piled on top of each other.
Friend: Look at that beanard-mobile.

You: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, what a bunch of chumps.....
by white fight April 18, 2009
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Obama mobile

Bob: "I just bought a new car!"

Dave: "What kind did you get?"

Bob: "A Prius!"

Dave: "Why did you buy an Obama mobile?"
by Conservative4ce October 13, 2010
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rice mobile

A degrading way of saying "tuned mid-sized Asian Automobiles" or rice burner
Usually driven by Wannabe-Asians and Asians with no roots.
Honda Civic, Hyundai Tiburon, Nissan 350z
True Asians don't drive rice mobiles, we be rollin' on Cadillacs, Lincolns and Impalas.
by Ness April 21, 2006
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virgin mobile

When.you put your cell phone up a women's vagina and call it
by prissykarsons February 14, 2014
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