A microwave but has knives and looks like it's prepared for war
(People think everything that has tactical in it is sexually related.)
(People think everything that has tactical in it is sexually related.)
by Yesperson2000 February 02, 2022
Me: This burrito says it will cook in 1:50, but account for microwave time I'll put it in for two and a half minutes.
by Somewhat Schizo October 13, 2021
A microwave honeybun is a weapon towards the homeless. people put honeybuns in the microwave to build up heat so it can burn the homeless people.
Ty: did you see that homeless man today
DJ: yea bro he on the wrong street let’s go get some microwave honeybuns.
DJ: yea bro he on the wrong street let’s go get some microwave honeybuns.
by Funnyweirdnotfunnyhaha February 01, 2024
n. to disregard listed microwave oven instructions and instead use a personalized set time to heat any and all microwaveable food items
I can't find the box for the popcorn so I'll just use standard microwave cooking time (SMCT) and hope it doesn't burn.
by jblax March 21, 2017
What are you doing looking up this awful language in the oh so innocent urban dictionary????? Naughty child. Tsk tsk.....
by princeclaireispurple January 25, 2017
I like to talk about sex with you and sextexting (but I've absolutely no interest to have real sex with you). This is how I express my microwave-behavior.
by Gon69 January 19, 2020
a significant other in which you have previously been in a relationship with, hence, the microwave portion of the term signifying a redo, or "re-heat" the romance if you will
by pierceishere May 26, 2019