Michaeling

Michaeling is when someone misses all of there shots in game (usually done by a guy named Michael)

"Michael cant stop michaeling" or "why are you michaeling?"

by im not michaeling July 6, 2020

Michael

likes golf

who is that?
that’s michael he plays golf

by greek queen goddess November 24, 2021

Michael

Always the smartest in the room . Knows how to get your girl whenever he wants to . He is also known for having a giant dick (10 Inches or bigger )

Oh Michael is coming u better hide your girlfriend boi

by Brutonium July 5, 2019

Michael

Michael is the best boyfriend ever. He is super super cute. He is also the perfect height. His hands are so fucking perfect just like his personality. His touch and attention is addictive, like a drug. He will make you super happy. Michael makes your depression go away.

random bitch: I think I like Michael..

me: he is absolutely perfect but if you touch him i will beat you with a base ball bat

by Mk <3 January 1, 2022

Michael

A very horny guy who constantly tells people how horny he is.

“Hey Michael just sent me a text saying he’s unbelievably hard rn”

“Yeah that sounds like him.”

by LeeLeif February 3, 2023

Michael

Michael... Michael, Michael Michael.

Now this guy Michael. He has the largest, the most veloumptius rockin hard cock.

That Michael was huge

by T0aster111 April 22, 2021

Michael

A very charming guy. His sign does not matter because usually he gets along with people so quickly. Michael is always one of those handsome guys who takes everything way too seriously but deep down has a great and loving heart. He will do anything he can to love and protect you when your down or being bullied, even if your not friends and reach out to him saying your sad. Michael is usually really romantic and is so funny. He will be one of those guys who may date you and break up with you and this will repeat, maybe this is because of depression or family issues. If a Michael breaks up with you he probably just needs some time to be away from you, as in dating you (because of drama) but don't take it personally because even if Michael breaks up with you he still loves you and probably will get back with you shortly after.

If you ever meet a Michael don't mess with him, act cool and I am sure he will like you. Just don't act like someone your not because he doesn't like that.

by Theidiothehe October 2, 2020