Medical

funny you theoretically had to go to the hospital

"That joke was medical!"

by Nikiko-Venu February 22, 2023

Medical

When something is at such an extreme level it becomes 'medical'

E.g. the amount of pubes on my balls is medical!

by Merry bald eagle ose August 03, 2017

recre-medicate

The use of prescribed medication for recreational use, including skipping a scheduled dose in order to double the dose at a later time or taking at a time when medication is not warranted to achieve a desired effect.

Kevin, did you take your Xanax this morning or are you saving it to recre-medicate after work?

Karen hoarded her lortab prescribed from her surgery to recre-medicate after she recovered.

by Conservative Bored housewife October 06, 2021

Arctic Sun medical device

A non-invasive targeted temperature management system.

The hell is even an Arctic Sun medical device.

by Overall1728 September 23, 2023

Medical über

A grandiose way of saying ambulance.

"I need a medical über stat! Jo Don done got caught in the bear trap this. While Sharley Mae done got caught in the master trap net. They bleed incessantly."

by T.H.O.T Conscious1185 June 04, 2020