Max's are Lizard-Crocodile Hybrids that destroy feminists and mutilate liberals for fuel for his 9/11 re-enactments,
Max's are also very talented at deep-Throating cock
Max's are also very talented at deep-Throating cock
by FeminaziBoyz August 18, 2019
Get the Maxmug. Max is a great, handsome, and such a caring guy. He's an amazing bestfriend and you can't help falling in love with him. He makes a great partner in crime and in the bedroom.
Max is my bestfriend and my boyfriend
by -chywolfchicka- May 18, 2018
Get the Maxmug. A good person at heart, yet they are very negative on the outside. They tend to push out all options of happiness instead of striving to find it. They think the only solution to life is to end themselves. They are really funny and sweet, they just doubt it 24/7 (Which definitely becomes annoying over time). They don't make for a very good partner since they think that love doesn't exist.
"Is that Max over there? Gosh, he's so negative"
"Maybe you should see a therapist Max , you really need it."
"Maybe you should see a therapist Max , you really need it."
by The all knowing idiot November 24, 2018
Get the Maxmug. A tall but skinny creature who has better acceleration than a cheetah. He is often put off as number 2 but don’t underestimate his speed.
by Big Man 62 September 5, 2019
Get the Maxmug. 1. When you confirm a time of meeting and then flake out,
2. or when you go home far earlier than everyone, being the first to leave
2. or when you go home far earlier than everyone, being the first to leave
"Yo, where is Pedro? Shouldn't he be here by now?"
"Nah, he pulled a Max."
"Well it was nice hanging out, but I'm gonna head home. Sorry to pull a Max."
"Nah, he pulled a Max."
"Well it was nice hanging out, but I'm gonna head home. Sorry to pull a Max."
by LargePeterson July 17, 2018
Get the a Maxmug. An asshole that is an actual pedofile who brags about all the "great" stuff they do and makes fun of anyone who does anything different
by Oofsanity December 15, 2017
Get the Maxmug.