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Get the Swiss Madison mug.This town is known for it's extremly expensive beach front property and high academic school systems.
Like most typical New England towns it has more than one country club and several tennis courts. If you don't own a pair of uggs you are considered poor and a rich kid might pay for your grande moccachino at starbucks in town. Starbucks is like the main place to hang out and if you think starbucks is too expensive consider yourself a social outcast. There is a high persentage of preppy kids at the private and public schools. If you don't wear ralph lauren your labled as a goth or complete loser, no exceptions.
Houses here are lots of money unless you live in a huge house in northern madison where the price value drops because your virtually a half an hour away from the beach and twon center. Our town center is dominated by coffe shops where you'll probably see 20 old farts sipping their dark cofee and discussing how they will spend their afternoon boating out on long Island sound,fart bags.
If your house is under 500,000 you are considered "low class" and probably wear Hollister to try and fit in with the preppy crowd but you are so ugly and cheap looking that no one likes you and have no friends. Madison Kids hate nothing more than Guilford kids who think they are the shit, so stay the hell away Guilford Indians!
Every one knows guilford is Madison's Ugly sister town.
Like most typical New England towns it has more than one country club and several tennis courts. If you don't own a pair of uggs you are considered poor and a rich kid might pay for your grande moccachino at starbucks in town. Starbucks is like the main place to hang out and if you think starbucks is too expensive consider yourself a social outcast. There is a high persentage of preppy kids at the private and public schools. If you don't wear ralph lauren your labled as a goth or complete loser, no exceptions.
Houses here are lots of money unless you live in a huge house in northern madison where the price value drops because your virtually a half an hour away from the beach and twon center. Our town center is dominated by coffe shops where you'll probably see 20 old farts sipping their dark cofee and discussing how they will spend their afternoon boating out on long Island sound,fart bags.
If your house is under 500,000 you are considered "low class" and probably wear Hollister to try and fit in with the preppy crowd but you are so ugly and cheap looking that no one likes you and have no friends. Madison Kids hate nothing more than Guilford kids who think they are the shit, so stay the hell away Guilford Indians!
Every one knows guilford is Madison's Ugly sister town.
Julia: Look at that bitch trying to pull off that skezzy looking Hollister T-shirt she obviously got for like 9 dollars.
Ann: Eww, she looks like such a skank with all that make up!
Julia: She so belongs in like guilford, not madison.
Ann: Eww, she looks like such a skank with all that make up!
Julia: She so belongs in like guilford, not madison.
by prep411 February 3, 2007
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Madison has a great personality. She loves Star Wars, video games, and comic books. She is a geek. She has collections of action figures, trading cards, and other memorabilia that just makes her more awesome.
She is a girly tom boy. She can be one of the guys, but at the same time, be so beautiful that you get distracted and beat when you are playing a video game with her. Her favorite color is pink, and she can kick your ass with her pink 360 remote. You will never see it coming.
Madison is almost always single. If you are lucky enough to date a Madison, keep her entertained. She will leave you soon if you bore her. She will go on to bigger and better things, and leave you behind, so be careful.
Madison has a great personality. She loves Star Wars, video games, and comic books. She is a geek. She has collections of action figures, trading cards, and other memorabilia that just makes her more awesome.
She is a girly tom boy. She can be one of the guys, but at the same time, be so beautiful that you get distracted and beat when you are playing a video game with her. Her favorite color is pink, and she can kick your ass with her pink 360 remote. You will never see it coming.
Madison is almost always single. If you are lucky enough to date a Madison, keep her entertained. She will leave you soon if you bore her. She will go on to bigger and better things, and leave you behind, so be careful.
"Damn, Madison is so beautiful, I wish I could date her."
"Me too, I played MW3 with her, and she kicked my ass, I don't know how she does it."
"Me too, I played MW3 with her, and she kicked my ass, I don't know how she does it."
by TheGuyWithTheThing August 21, 2012
Get the Madison mug.The person who wrote the previous definition is so fucked up. Madison is NOT a rich snobby school. Madison is full of queers, stoners, potheads, sluts, more queers, gangs, over-the-top actors and drama queens/kings. Langley on the other hand...if you sold all the cars in Langley's parking lot you could afford to feed a small country. 80% of the students at Madison have either
A) Lost their virginity
B) Tried some kind of drug
or
C) Skipped class to hang out at Mosbys
The other 20% that say they haven't done any of these things are either lying or are Mormon.
A) Lost their virginity
B) Tried some kind of drug
or
C) Skipped class to hang out at Mosbys
The other 20% that say they haven't done any of these things are either lying or are Mormon.
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