ruby and masen

The best couple ever and w they are meant for each other

Ruby and Masen are very great

by Person 2991 November 10, 2020

ruby and masen

The most outgoing couple ever and meant for each other

Ruby and Masen are meant for each other

by Person 2991 November 10, 2020

Ruby and Masen

They are meant for each other and they are the best couple

Ruby and Masen are the best couple ever.

by Person 2991 November 10, 2020

full dog's mashings

Everything, the lot,

What would you like on your burger Brendan? I would like the full dog's mashings please Michael!

by SuperflyStill April 30, 2021

Mississippi washing mashine

Sex act that requires a woman specifically between 60-90 kg, the sex act begins by putting your penis inside of the womans vagina, then the woman ejaculates while your dick is inside, after thea the woman rolls across the floor or bed with your dick still inside imitating a washing machine

my wife did a Mississippi washing mashine on me, and i am so fucking dizzy from it

by arev50 January 8, 2026

The “Harta teologica of Ion Masina-de-Inima”

It’s an encrypted map that can lead one to the secret dialect known as “Cristina English”. To find this ancient language one must stand in the underground temple of Oceania and chainsmoke 2 packs of Cammels. After that, the map shows a mathematical ecuation which, after solving it, shows coodinates for the Chair of Santa. Once you sit in the chair, insert 1g of Fentanil in your body and an evil wizard will come and start teaching in chinese.

A: What do you have there?
B:Just the “Harta Teologica of Ion Masina-de-Inima”

by Sigmund from oceania November 28, 2024