March 15

So if you were born in March 15 YOU'RE THE FREAKING CRACKHEAD of your friends group! Everybody loves and appreciates you<3

-hi today is my birthday!
-but today is march 15..OMG CAN YOU BE MY BEST FRIEND?

by fairypisces November 19, 2019

martha

She is the most amazing girl in the world. She is sweet, funny, beautiful, and makes you feel like you've never felt before. When you hold her in your arms nothing else matters. You could have had the worst day but once you look in her eyes and kiss her you forget all about it. Her eyes are unbelievably pretty, and every time you look into them it's like you're falling in love with her all over again. She has the cutest smile, and when she smiles because of you it's like you're on top of the world. She is so sweet, just being with her makes you happier than you thought possible. She is so smart and works so hard, but she still finds time to brighten up your day. Simply put she is the most amazing girl you will ever meet.

Martha is the most amazing girl I've ever met.

by asdlfkjals;dfj a;lsdfjal;f November 21, 2011

March 25

If you were born on this day, wow 🔞. You’ve prolly stolen a best friends gurl at least twice. I bet you play basketball. Plus your hella hot. Prolly gonna be either pimp or hitman when older.

Person 1: Woah!! That guy was born on March 25

Person 2: Dude we gotta run - forget the dogs they will die anyway.

Dude born on March 25: HEY FAM ITS THE GAMER BOY

by HardcoreGamerManXXX November 8, 2019

march 25th

the worst possible day for a directioner.

"Hey!" says the friend
"DONT TALK TO ME! ITS MARCH 25TH!" screams the directioner.

by mikayla_styles March 24, 2020

The March Treatment

The March Treatment is performed by sitting on a females chest, facing foward toward her head, and slapping her in the face with your penis. It is both satisfying and hilarious, to the male. It's pretty humiliating to the female, but she usually loves it none the less. Named after it's inventor of the same last name.

My boyfriend gave me the March Treatment, and i was so humiliated. But he seemed satisfied, and couldn't stop laughing because it was so hilarious, so it's OK.

by dynamite dave July 16, 2008

March 22

On March 22 all homies must cuddle with each other

Bro we have to cuddle it’s March 22nd

by Sghsjabejdid March 21, 2021

martha

A beautiful,bomb,perfect girl that is nice and has been heart broken she has an attitude that is hot she is nice and has many friends but hangs out with a little bit of them her friends help her keep her head up she is so pretty

Let me have you martha

by agdjcons May 26, 2014