Bald Martin

Bald Martin means an absolute lad a man that can do anything they are not just genius but bald one. It has been said that they are alpha male and are pro at hide and seek

Oh my look at that bald Martin he is such an alpha

by The truth giver December 17, 2019

markhyuck

A gay fucking mess between a rap legend and a singing legend

Person 1: have you heard about Markhyuck’s summer fight

Person 2: yea I loved Jeno’s mum mode

by TaeyongIsBald March 9, 2019

I'll marshmallow your mum

To anyone here not because of Dan (aka Daniel Howell/ Danisnotonfire in the older days) and Phils (Amazingphil) recent Halloween video, then I apologise sincerely but you will have to look harder. For those of you who are then well done you are dedicated.

'I'll marshmallow your mum!' said Phil pushing dan to the side.

by Gg1246 October 31, 2017

Markled

To abandon someone or something after they’ve contributed to your life in a meaningful way

“Wow, did Meghan really markled her father after he paid her college tuition?”
“Did you know she markled her best friend after hearing the news about her?”
“I can’t believe she would Markle the royal family after all the clothing, money, and attention that she used them for.”

by Pleasemegxit October 4, 2020

Marcus Baker

Marcus Baker it’s a character from the series Ginny and Georgia and it’s hot asf.

Marcus Baker can step on me and I’d thank him.

by ISimpOverBritishBoys March 9, 2021

Markiplier

The hot Korean gamer Jesus.

Oh my Glob! Markiplier!

by zimmygirl777 March 19, 2023

Marble Hornets

The best horror series on the internet. Full of codes THAT TOOK YEARS TO DECODE. Will make you go deaf. Will give you an epileptic seizure when you don’t even have epilepsy. You will produce so much sweat, you’ll lose at least 50 pounds at the end. You will hate one character, and then ball like a baby when he dies.. (hyperventilation)

You will want to hug one and persuade him he’s not a liar and that totheark is just mean. You will tell one to stay away from high ledges. You will tell one to stay in the others house and to not follow them to Benedict Hall.

You will cry and be depressed at the end.

You will lose more calories and weight by watching Marble Hornets opposed to going to the gym

by StormDuh February 17, 2019