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Major Hal

Major Hal is an internet guru known for intelligence and humor; he's most famous for his parodys of the wigger community personified through his character L-Breezy. He also has a 14 inch penis
Dude, you totally Major Haled that test question, you're gonna get an A!

chic voiceWow, I knew you were packin, but who knew you had a Major Hal!chic voice
by Major Hal October 26, 2004
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Major hewlett

Is a short British officer who at times can have a bad temper and has a weird obsession with his horse may have fucked both of them at some point, he in in turn Washington spies and gets rejected by Anna sadly and hates Simcoe, on the low point just be safe around this British officer because he will kill you by hanging you
"Law order authority" said by Major Hewlett in the show
by Turn Washington Spies April 19, 2018
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major chrome

Not a admin abuser, not even an admin, just a very cynical person.
MajorChrome: I hate everyone
by G2 January 8, 2004
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Major alert

Major alert mA-jurh-AH-lur-

On one of FaZe clan member Adapt videos, he is in a right situation, causing him to scream “Major alert”. This term skyrocketed the channel and their twitter, with other FaZe Clan members such as FaZe Nikan or FaZe Banks to post it. These terms as well relate with other terms such as bang her later or lit later. This term has caused popularity to increase, brining in more social media followers, subscribers, views, and popularity.
Teacher: Pop quiz you motherfuckers!
Male students grades 8th-12th: Major Alert! Alert the alert!
by Just helping out. November 8, 2017
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majority of people

the majority of people don’t even realize after WW2 the western world has been manipulated to feed off them. That’s why we have women’s rights and civil rights and school to brainwash children. That’s why in the 1960s anyone could get a record deal. Now today the music industry hires only what they want people to hear and what profits them the most.
majority of people are brainwashed and asleep. Keep staring into the abyss. heehee
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker October 17, 2020
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Drum Major

The last fart let before the person decides to go take a crap. The Drum Major is so named, because it leads the parade of feces out of the colon, as a Drum Major would lead the band in a parade down the street.
Innocent bystander: "Man, that fart smelled TERRIBLE! Was that you?"

Guilty party: "Yeah, that was the Drum Major. Guess I'll go take a crap."
by PilotBoboe January 15, 2009
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major dissasterificageness

Pronounced: May-jor Dis-ast-er-if-ic-age-ness
Pretty much means: Realy flicking bad ... Or we're screwed

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Stephen- Chemistry exam tomorrow uh?
Jamie- Major dissasterificageness!
by Jamie Duncan April 30, 2008
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