March 7

the day the telephone was invented

Dude:yo bro the fucking telephone was invented on March 7
bro: dude, sweet

March 7 by AlexTannertv October 14, 2011

march 21 

the birthday of the epicest person to ever live on planet earth. this was a little boost for my ego. :))

dude 1: bro when’s your birthday

dude 2: march 21st my dude
dude 1 in his head: i must be friends with this dude he’s epic

march 21 by amazing sushi January 9, 2020

March 3 

The day where the best people were born

I’m born March 3

March 3 by Memeulous rulez May 5, 2020

March 29 

the literal most dumb intelligent person ever. like math smart but not life smart. anyone born on this day is like guaranteed lazy - the type of person to just not show up to work for no reason.

nah she’s born March 29 she ain’t showing up

March 29 by sassy snake October 28, 2019

march 26th 

Slap your friends day!

its march 26th, time to (slap) away

march 26th by saltynpepper March 5, 2020

March 6 

God’s favourite day

God: ‘K blads I know how I is gonna make this world a better place

Jesus: How daddy?? Hoooww???
God: Fam don’t interrupt my monologue! I is gonna create a day when legends are born and it shall be my favorite day.
Jesus: When will it beeeee????
God: Jesus Christ!!! I said shut up you backup dancer! It shall be March 6.

March 6 by Stormzyinnit November 2, 2019

march 4

the day that the most hottest boys are born :)

when is your birthday?
-march 4
oohhh ofcourse your hot asf

march 4 by nic0tineh03 April 20, 2021