Mobile Italian

When your partner cums on a pizza and you eat it while you drive

"hey Tony, are you going to meet us at the restaurant today?*

"Yeah, but I'm going to be late because my girl made me a mobile Italian today so I won't be ordering anything"

by AP0TH30SIS August 16, 2021

chirp mobile

chirp mobile, another slang word for a wireless cellular phone.

Rob - Ay yo linx me up
i juss gotta chirp mobile

by 905kid January 22, 2007

gangster-mobile

one freaking awsome car that gangsters drive around and do their buisness in
aka buying slurpees and picking up bizatches
aka blue chevy blazers

zygote's gangster mobile is the shizz

by Dan Dan Revolution December 15, 2003

Obama mobile

A Toyota Prius.

Bob: "I just bought a new car!"

Dave: "What kind did you get?"

Bob: "A Prius!"

Dave: "Why did you buy an Obama mobile?"

by Conservative4ce October 16, 2010

beanard-mobile

small rice burning car that's got curb feelers, stick on chrome tape, 20 ft high spoiler, stick on air vents, painted primer gray, weed-eater sounding coffee can muffler (and almost every "bolt on horsepower" gimic that's sold), wheels worth more than 4x what the car itself is worth, etc......... usually loaded up like a clown car with mexicans piled on top of each other.

Friend: Look at that beanard-mobile.

You: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, what a bunch of chumps.....

by white fight April 18, 2009

rice mobile

A degrading way of saying "tuned mid-sized Asian Automobiles" or rice burner
Usually driven by Wannabe-Asians and Asians with no roots.

Honda Civic, Hyundai Tiburon, Nissan 350z
True Asians don't drive rice mobiles, we be rollin' on Cadillacs, Lincolns and Impalas.

by Ness May 3, 2006

virgin mobile

When.you put your cell phone up a women's vagina and call it

I need to make.a call.
. Virgin mobile

by prissykarsons February 14, 2014