McDonaldism

The dissonant male-specific mental state of being both (a) distressed at having gone bald, but also (b) delighted that you've gone bald because you were previously ginger. A chronic form of the classically ephemeral cognitive dissonance, McDonaldism affects around 2% of men worldwide, and 73% of men in Scotland.

See that 40 year old guy who's trying to have sexual intercourse with age-inappropriate, attached women? He's only behaving that way because he has McDonaldism.

McDonaldism by Lancaster's Second Finest August 15, 2011

McDonalds 

Where fat fucks go when they die.

Mommy...where is daddy now?? *sniff sniff*
He went to McDonalds, my son.

McDonalds by A2P July 27, 2005

McDonalds 

People say they hate this restaurant so much, yet more people order food from this dump than everywhere else combined. Hypocrites.

McDonald's fries taste real good, though.

McDonalds by AYB May 16, 2003

Old McDonalds Boys 

Reffering to the police. It does this by taking the saying "police are pigs" And relating it to someone that has pigs: old McDonald.

"Why dont you have your car?"
"Old McDonalds Boys impounded it."
"Pigs."

Old McDonalds Boys by Your mother>@$%^&465 August 20, 2007

McDonalder

A McDonalder is the square headed cretinous swamp donkey that operates the drive thru

I went through the drive thru today and the McDonalder serving me had more spots than a leopards nut sack

McDonalder by Robbo14981 November 8, 2019

ronald mcdonald 

The look you achieve after performing oral sex on a woman while on her period.

ronald mcdonald by Ffej August 3, 2003

Ronald McDonald 

Commonly mistaken with the Hamburgler yet way more epic, the Ronald McDonald is when one recieves a blowjob from a girl without hooking up with her anytime before this encounter or even at all that night. A Ronald McDonald is often used when the girl is much too fugly to ever touch back.

Though Melissa resembled that of Rocky Dennis, Dan still received a Ronald McDonald knowing that he would not have to touch her and no one would find out.

Ronald McDonald by Rahdagh August 9, 2009