The Matty

A fun evening with the lads on f1 2022 but he ignores you and let's you down cos he's a tory and rather spend time seeing how many Lego action fingers up his bum.

Shall we have an night with the matty

by Oxydious July 22, 2022

Mattis

One sexy motherfucker with flowing brown hair

Damn! He’s a real Mattis!

by Jackblk22 November 22, 2021

Matty Milburn

Absolute fucking legend

Matty Milburn is a fucking legend

by Anonymous 74 June 7, 2019

Harrison Mattis

10/10 sex. But loves himself to much to ever love you. London bait so he thinks his the shit

. A very handsome mixed male.

Me: omg have you seen Harrison Mattis. He’s so sexy

Friend: yeah but his to prestige !

by Ahbdndjd May 31, 2020

Matty Chorus King

Think a Bert and Ernie love child.... intelligence level of a rock.. snakey and uses raspy voice to lure women

Ew don't be all Matty Chorus King

by DishaBish May 16, 2022

Matti Beats

He is a very good producer

Matti beats is a very good producer

by mattirg January 15, 2020

Matty Long-armed

When you’re banging a girl from behind and you reach around through her legs and fondle your own balls instead of the clit

That ni$$a wasn’t shit… he Matty long-armed me.

by Matty bolonese January 19, 2022