Major Hal is an internet guru known for intelligence and humor; he's most famous for his parodys of the wigger community personified through his character L-Breezy. He also has a 14 inch penis
Dude, you totally Major Haled that test question, you're gonna get an A!
chic voiceWow, I knew you were packin, but who knew you had a Major Hal!chic voice
chic voiceWow, I knew you were packin, but who knew you had a Major Hal!chic voice
by Major Hal October 26, 2004
n. - A series of drinks that one can elect to order if planning to get hammered. In order;
1. Shot of whiskey
2. Glass of brandy
3. Shot of tequila
4. Another shot of tequila, with a Baby Guinness chaser
5. At least one shot of half-vodka, half-whiskey.
If not at a significant level of inebriation, repeat until desirable effects occur.
1. Shot of whiskey
2. Glass of brandy
3. Shot of tequila
4. Another shot of tequila, with a Baby Guinness chaser
5. At least one shot of half-vodka, half-whiskey.
If not at a significant level of inebriation, repeat until desirable effects occur.
by pseudomajor May 06, 2012
by G2 January 08, 2004
by JT Rooster November 03, 2006
the majority of people don’t even realize after WW2 the western world has been manipulated to feed off them. That’s why we have women’s rights and civil rights and school to brainwash children. That’s why in the 1960s anyone could get a record deal. Now today the music industry hires only what they want people to hear and what profits them the most.
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker October 18, 2020
The last fart let before the person decides to go take a crap. The Drum Major is so named, because it leads the parade of feces out of the colon, as a Drum Major would lead the band in a parade down the street.
Innocent bystander: "Man, that fart smelled TERRIBLE! Was that you?"
Guilty party: "Yeah, that was the Drum Major. Guess I'll go take a crap."
Guilty party: "Yeah, that was the Drum Major. Guess I'll go take a crap."
by PilotBoboe January 16, 2009
A quiet kid that got pushed too far and now turns into a propaganda machine. Gets hit on the head so much in school that they forgot how to draw and how to copyright and drop out. needs a rich respectable family to fix him again.
by Avery Williams October 14, 2017