Linoleum Lizard

N. Term for someone else’s children who scurry around, dart underfoot, and may give you the heebie-jeebies due to the unpredictable way they move like a lizard across a linoleum floor. May be applied to your own children depending on how you’ve raised them. See also, Rugrat.

Frank: “Geez, what was that thing that just ran between my legs?!”
Larry: “That was Jim’s little linoleum lizard. He just turned two.”
Child: HSSSSSSS!!

by killthespider June 2, 2011

Love Lizard

Someone who stalks his prey and hangs around, he slimes his way into his preys life and then sticks to them.

MAX BRANNING (Eastenders)
YUSEF (Eastenders)
TOMMY DUCKWORTH ( Corronation Street)
Prime examples of love lizards!

by Cosa nostra, ooh its my thing! July 11, 2011

the excellent lizard

verb: (to give someone the "excellent lizard"): to suddenly discontinue a conversation, especially a phone conversation. Usually for a perfectly good reason, but also, less commonly, because one does not want to continue speaking with the person on the other end of the call.
Origin: OMG, an excellent lizard just ran by. I have to run get my camera. I'll call you back. (True.)

(Out of the blue in a conversation that to this point has been casual and relaxed) "Hey, I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to give you the excellent lizard. A cop just pulled me over."

by some book June 19, 2009

give her the lizard

When a man hooks up with a woman.

Yea Jerry, you should definitely give her the lizard tonight.

by vhsi June 4, 2010

Lizard lick

When you quickly dart you tongue from her ass hole to her clit.

She never looked at me the same after I gave her a lizard lick

by The real Jack Skellington July 2, 2017

ROFL Lizard

A lizard that says 'ROFL'. usually appears to indicate harsh weather, natural disasters or bad hair days.
It only has the mental capacity to say the word 'ROFL'.

"Hey, is that tornado getting closer?"
"ROFL"
Holy crap, it's the ROFL Lizard!

by Artien December 20, 2008

Flop the Lizard

The act of urinating, for a male only (females don't have lizards).

"Hold that thought, I just need to flop the lizard. I'll be right back"

"Jamie drank a six pack almost by himself. He just ran out back to flop the lizard big time.

by badscooter July 9, 2010