Performative Liberalism

When someone tries so hard to look liberal that it starts feeling like a performance art piece. Usually involves flexing their “wokeness” at every opportunity, treating social justice like a competition, and making sure everyone knows they’re the most progressive person in the room.

They’ll post endless photos with marginalized groups (but only for the optics), brag about their “diverse friend group,” and side-eye anyone who doesn’t speak in the latest approved vocabulary. It’s less about genuine empathy and more about getting liberal points.

Did you see Amy call me a radical republican? All I said was I don’t want to call Emily a cat. She even posted about it in her story. She is definition performative liberalism!

Performative Liberalism by Mish.bel October 22, 2025

Schrödinger's Libertarian 

A Libertarian vote that is "worthless and wasted" all while simultaneously being the singlehanded cause for your losing candidate's shortcomings

I've grown used to being Schrödinger's Libertarian every election cycle from both the left and right

Schrödinger's Libertarian by MattAlx November 8, 2020

Laterally Objective Liberalism 

The study of proving Elicia wrong in a dramatic way

Hey, did you see how silly Elicia looked when Thatcher said Laterally Objective Liberalism

Yeah, but he proved her wrong

Laterally Objective Liberalism by The_Word_Scaper May 19, 2021

Anarcho Marxism Liberalism with Vaushist Characteristics 

Like Marxism, It advocates for the removal of not just capitalism through the means of a worker revolution, but the state as a whole. Its economy will be nonexistent, everyone will starve, and the happiness will be nothing but zero. The only source of Income will be through debate streams with Popular Alt Right Figure, Steven The Swastika Bonnell II, and through interactions with Known Jew Liberal Ian Kochinski. The only topics will be how everyone is just a clone of the other, and they will both defend paedophilia, citing out of context clips as the main reason for being villified. But they're very different people. Probably.

"Hey Man, this whole nazism and socialism thing is cringe. How about we study Anarcho Marxism Liberalism with Vaushist Characteristics?."

"Bro, are you a fag?."

Anarcho Marxism Liberalism with Vaushist Characteristics by thiscouldalsobematthewcastro July 22, 2022

Bottom Up Libertarianism 

Bottom Up Libertarianism

A new political platform dedicated to improving the quality of life of Americans based on inalienable rights of human beings, while at the same time allowing it to flourish as a leading world power. This is an alternative to the current two party system that merges the most admirable values/policies of both parties, thus fostering cohesion and unity.

The number one priority of Bottom Up Libertarianism is ensuring freedom of all Americans. This includes freedom of speech, religion, right to bear arms, choice over one’s body, and a completely free market. With less restrictive market regulations, corporations will be able to be able to focus on innovation to strengthen American GDP.
The next priority of this platform is acknowledging that social inequality exists but that focusing on identity politics is not a remedy, but rather a catalyst for further division. Instead, taking an economic perspective on solving this inequality is a more effective approach. If a certain demographic group lacks opportunity, enforcing action to correct this directly will end up causing adverse effects on the rights of not only other demographic groups, but the rights of the individual. The solution on this matter is to utilize economic resources to channel capital into the institutions and infrastructure of underprivileged communities based off of data analytics to set them up for a brighter future. This in turn will spur growth across all classes of America.

Bottom Up Libertarianism is the ideal American future.

Bottom Up Libertarianism by skatmandiddlybop December 16, 2022

Partisan-line liberalism

The same 5 leftist suppositions regurgitated repeatedly by people who literally think they are more intelligent than anyone who disagrees with them. Because if they were smart they would think what I think! Right? For example: The conflation of abortion and healthcare. The idea ender is a social construct (Which it's not but you're willing to collectively pretend that it is for the sake of making people feel the way you want them to feel and that's all that matters boy-oh-boy are you suuuper willing to collectively PRETEND things reach a desired outcome. It's almost like... You don't actually care). If there are disparate outcomes between people it can be attributed to UNFAIR DISCRIMINATION (which we care so much about) and nothing else. Like, if all the retards with fat cocks were getting all of the women. It would clearly be because of societal or systematic discrimination and demonization of not retarded, not fat cocks. Otherwise the outcomes would be the same... Right? Or is there NOT discrimination against those things? Nevermind. It seems like a lot of atheists are using this dogma to supplant the religion they abandoned. You're required accept all of the suppositions based on an appeal to an authority... That is superordinate to all other authorities (even if there are other authorities who contradict them)... Who wrote a book... Why does this sound familiar?

Partisan-line liberal "Trans women are real women!"

Hym "You know... There is a real difference between a trans woman and a not trans woman... Right?"

Partisan-line liberal "No. Trans people exist."

Hym "I don't doubt their existence but there IS a difference. They are not the same."

Partisan-line liberal "But intersex people..."

Hym "Are not the same as trans people. There are differences between things."

Partisan-line liberal "The brain scans.... The history..."

Hym " 'More like' is not the same as 'is the same as' and the history relates to their existence and not to whether or not they are different the non-trans women."

Partisan-line liberal "Insert slogan here!"

Hym "I think Partisan-line liberalism is the result of you agreeing to collectively PRETEND to trick 'stupid people' into not violencing trans people. I think that you think that if you just don't acknowledge the difference and prevent people from pointing out the difference between the the two things you will trick people into not hurting them. WHAT'S REALLY HAPPENING, on the other hand, is you're tricking the trans people into thinking that there is not difference... and then the trans people are tricking men into sleeping with them... and then they're getting beaten to death... You're doing that."

Partisan-line liberalism by Hym Iam June 14, 2023

Brunei Borneo Liberation Party 

The Brunei Borneo Liberation Party is dedicated to advocating for the restoration of Sabah and Sarawak to Brunei, with a primary focus on the Borneo region. The party's main goals include fostering a democratic movement that seeks to peacefully reclaim the historically significant territories of Sabah and Sarawak, which were previously part of Brunei. The party aims to engage in diplomatic efforts and international dialogue to address historical grievances and promote the rights of the people in the region. Additionally, the Brunei Borneo Liberation Party is committed to championing the principles of autonomy, self-determination, and the right to determine one's political destiny, with the ultimate objective of ensuring a fair and just resolution for the people of Borneo. Free Sabah and Sarawak from Malaysia!

Ahmad: Bro have you heard of the Brunei Borneo Liberation Party?
Abdullah: Yeah man, I respect their cause and I feel I want to join them.
Ahmad: Me too bro.

Brunei Borneo Liberation Party by Hamba Tuhan Maha Esa November 13, 2023