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Liam

has over a 150000 meter cock
Liam so good at you know what its so big
by qdlguq June 6, 2019
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Liam

Thicc Dad that loves JD.
Liam is Thicc AF
by Eric Burke March 21, 2019
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Liam

A state of body and mind manifested by an acute loss of all basic motor skills, confusion and delirium, sedation and mild aggression.

It occurs in people with a blood alcohol concentration of over 400mg/dL that do not show signs of respiratory failure or coma that are usually attributed with such an intoxication.

Treating someone who is Liam'ed should be done so with caution due to unpredictable behaviour and an absence of any form of reasonable communication. It is advised that removing the source of alcohol will prevent the symptoms becoming worse. It is also preferable to lock the subject in a padded room on his own with nothing but marijuana and a boxset in order for the alcohol level to return to manageable levels and reduce the risk of harm to other members of the public.
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by J Meredith October 3, 2012
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Liam

Liams are almost always redheaded vegans who fart a lot and blame Obama for inflation. Liams have bad hygiene and usually sit at the day 2 table during lunch, watching people play magic. Liams are obsessed with potatoes, and are usually sloppy procrastinators. They should not be judged, though, because they have a very high intelligence and pain threshold. Do remember that Nicola Tesla was a genius who also didn't sleep and was a virgin for life.
Max: Ill swing for 3 damage in the air...
Liam: Oh hai! Obama caused inflation I don't know why but blah blah blah...
Max: Oh no! he farted! RUN!!!!!!!!!
by DubstepKilledPop June 3, 2014
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Liam

A slang term for a person with ginger hair. This is a common term used in Blackpool but has started to spread across the north west and even some parts of the north east.
Person 1: hey dude!! have you heard the new ed sheeran song?

Person 2: nah i don't listen to that liam

Person 1: liam?

Person 2: he's ginger bro
by StueyD October 15, 2012
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Liam

A Liam is the sexist person known to man. Always has bitches in his side and is the most badass person around. Everyone wants to be around a Liam or be a Liam
Liam is a sick ass cunt
by Sick ass cunt December 21, 2016
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Liam

Liam is your average fuckboy going from girl to girl each week Liam is usually found smoking weed with a large firm of lads ranging all ages
That lads smoking weed,oh yeah that's Liam
by Thepersonyouwishyouwas November 25, 2016
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