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Leon

What I can I say about my boyfriend Leon...he's handsome, sexy, smart, and very honest man. However there is this Indian mother whore bitch who keeps using invisibility and following him, moaning to him and talking in some retarded voodoo language spell that makes someone mock and laugh at her....like seriously, who is this bitch?

I have fought in the Gulf War, Afghanistan and Iraq, she better be sorry going close to my Leon! The Whore of Babylon has a dumbass black thug boyfriend that could easily end up dead on the streets! She is such a control-freak and apparently controls the world. Bitch! I'm Jesus! Leon is mine! Fuck off!

I fought for 15 years! Fuck of Whore of Babylon!
Leon is so sexy but that bitch called the Whore of Babylon is trying to steal my man! I have fought for 15 years, so she better be fucking careful!
by JesusIsLeon'sGirlfriend December 22, 2023
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leon jr

A man who has a huge penis and beats the pussy up
Damn leon jr beat my pussy up
by Yuuuuuuup7 January 22, 2018
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Leon

A leon is a very trustworthy person. But he can also be strict. A leon is mostly looking for profit. He can be nice but also insulting.
Having a leon as friend can be very helpfull. Hes professional smart and caring.
P1: This person is so good at making business
P2: Thats right he must be a leon
by Bella♡ February 28, 2021
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User 1: Hey have u seen leon?
User 2: Oh, that gay faggot hes dead in a ditch
by LocalSuccdealer March 27, 2020
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Leon

A guy who's built like a bottle of pepto bismol <3
OmG look at that leon over there he/she's so HOT uWu
by kxnxe November 25, 2021
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Leon is a nice guy who spends most of his time with his friends. You also can trust him and he is good at solving problems.

Leons are food adicted, mostly after they smoked weed. Because thats what they do 24/7. When you kennenlernen a leon, keep him he is a funny dude i guess
Dude 1: yo leon seems really high and it looks like he has some rally hood weed

Dude 2: yeah lets be friends with him
by Evinistcool12345 August 14, 2018
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Leons suck
They cry a lot
„Who‘s crying there?“
„Oh look, it‘s LEON“
by Devon ate 9 November 21, 2021
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