Clever Leather

When your dick is too big to fit in your pants

Went to a Clever Leather's gig, and now I've got clever leather....

by Jizzard1663 January 31, 2018

leather

natural animal asset, ideally placed, by Nature Itself, on the actual animal, in perpetuity.

something you no longer need in the modern world, with all these breathtaking technological advancements and successfully applied research in the field of better-for-you, more ethical, more sustainable materials.

opportunity to evolve beyond being a selfish traditionalist.

person A: no! my favourite brands are still producing leather goods inscribed with Gucci/D&G/LV/...
person B: no! there is nothing more luxurious than a leather couch or car seat.
person C: no! that black leather jacket makes me feel trendy/cool/younger than i actually am, the feeling needs to be real.

by wokeup2this July 10, 2022

Leather Lady

A person, usually a woman, who had spent so many years in the sun their skin starts to look like leather.

Can you help me put sunscreen on my back so I don’t turn into a leather lady.

Is Aunt Lynn a leather lady?

by Scoobsnack Rayvannah May 16, 2021

Leather Sniffer

Someone who aspires to be a police officer or fantasizes about being one and who will go to great lengths to make others think they are an officer despite not actually being one.

"These security guards are a bunch of leather sniffers that will never graduate the academy"

by Berdoky May 6, 2020

leather eater

A person who has a fetish for dirty feet.

It's obvious he's a leather eater - he has oozing cold sores.

by Wally's World August 29, 2016

Leather Cookies

Flat, dried out tods that have previously been stood on. '

Don't eat those, they're leather cookies"

by Smordwith September 3, 2021

Mexican Leather

When a leather jacket is made in mexico. Typically, they find the nicest skinned school kid and use him for the jacket.

"Yo, this jacket was made in mexico!"
"Dude, thats mexican leather. Paco is dead".

by NAplam October 22, 2018