by whore1234 May 24, 2019
Get the Laurenmug. Lauren is a wild child. She always likes to hoe it down (hoedown throwdown of course). She's adventurous, but has a mature soul, making her the perfect fit for working in palliative care. She is always very polite to her teachers in order to get what she wants. She is best at playing a pedophile in drama productions.
by JuicyJ69 February 11, 2019
Get the Laurenmug. by Linnae12 October 9, 2017
Get the Laurenmug. That one girl who few people truly love. She is amazing but no one ever invites her to do anything with them. She is very sensitive but does her best to appear strong. If you know a lauren make sure to tell her how beautiful and loved she is.
by Jiggyskankmomma04 September 26, 2018
Get the Laurenmug. Lauren is a unique woman who claims to be from North Jersey but in reality is from SLOWER JERSEY (AKA South Jersey). This is a sensitive issue and any mention of it should be avoided.
Lauren does NOT enjoy grocery shopping but chooses instead to “Shop On Line.” She does this because of her inability to control her violent urge to assault other shoppers by punching them in the throat when they get in her way. She is known to have low tolerance for other individuals shopping at the same time as her. Lauren is well known in the store for using the “Shop At Home” option but then NOT going to the store to claim her shopped items...
In addition to the above, Lauren is also known as an “Excellent Driver” like Rainman. She claims to enjoy road trips but does not enjoy driving in NYC or other inner city environments because of all the congestion. Be careful when she is on the road or behind you because her urge to drive you off the road is definitely a factor.
Lauren is also excellent at harvesting kidney’s from men. She has lots of surgical tools including Flunitrazepam (also known as Rohypnol among other names) and with lots of contacts on the black market & dark web, she can make a nice profit on the harvested organs.
But don’t let the above fool you. She is an AMAZING woman who is fun to chat with, is beautiful, articulate, funny with a razor sharp wit and if given the chance, will definitely steal your heart and kidney at the same time.
Lauren does NOT enjoy grocery shopping but chooses instead to “Shop On Line.” She does this because of her inability to control her violent urge to assault other shoppers by punching them in the throat when they get in her way. She is known to have low tolerance for other individuals shopping at the same time as her. Lauren is well known in the store for using the “Shop At Home” option but then NOT going to the store to claim her shopped items...
In addition to the above, Lauren is also known as an “Excellent Driver” like Rainman. She claims to enjoy road trips but does not enjoy driving in NYC or other inner city environments because of all the congestion. Be careful when she is on the road or behind you because her urge to drive you off the road is definitely a factor.
Lauren is also excellent at harvesting kidney’s from men. She has lots of surgical tools including Flunitrazepam (also known as Rohypnol among other names) and with lots of contacts on the black market & dark web, she can make a nice profit on the harvested organs.
But don’t let the above fool you. She is an AMAZING woman who is fun to chat with, is beautiful, articulate, funny with a razor sharp wit and if given the chance, will definitely steal your heart and kidney at the same time.
Oh no... is that Lauren pushing a shopping cart into the Supermarket???? YES it is... better call EMS now, there are going to be a LOT of casualties.
by Chris P. Bacon 4U ! May 8, 2018
Get the Laurenmug. Lauren is a very tall and funny girl. She can be a little immature at times but she is very smart. She has a very funny personality and is competitive, but we love a Lauren!
Oh she is competitive she is a Lauren
by Shicky Wicky June 23, 2019
Get the Laurenmug.