Laundry

Masturbating

When someone is masturbating they are "Doing Laundry".

My girlfriend does my laundry.

by MerceReekers June 30, 2011

Throat laundry

The act of regurgitating regurgitated substances ie vomiting vomit back into somebody's mouth. To swallow someone's vomit and then puke it back into their mouth. Can go on ad-infinitum until the full cycle is done.

See "Two girls, one cup/finger"

Please note, a throat laundry would not appear on the high street but if it did, it would be managed by Dot Rotten.

by Sprouts on the side May 27, 2010

Doing Laundry

Code name for smoking weed so you are not to reveal your true intentions to other bystanders that may be listening to the conversation

"Hey Mr. Laundry, are you Doing Laundry?" "Sure, do you wanna do a quick rinse cycle or a full load?"

by The OG Laundry Man May 2, 2018

laundry

Something Snoop (Doggy) Dogg does all by himself! Fuck!

I can't do all this laundry, good thing I got the
D-O-double G on speed dial!

by skrudge January 11, 2008

laundry business

Another word for lesbian. Lesbians fold the delicates. Also, it starts with L and easier to say in mixed company.

You ain't got a chance with Eva cause she's in the laundry business.

by how_deep August 1, 2008

laundromat cuckolding

Getting your clothes washed for free by tossing them into someone else's washer/dryer load.

"These aren't my jeans."
"Someone's probably laundromat cuckolding you."

by gingitsune23 January 14, 2009

Laundry Bag

Another name for a bag of weed.

Pothead: Gotta laundry bag man?

Drug dealer: Na man, i'm sorry

Idiot: Just go to Wal-mart or the dry-cleaners!

by Launchers 09 July 28, 2009