Laserbot 90,000

A laser shooting robot that tends to come in the night and eat your children and pregnancies.

Crap! Here comes that crazy laser shooting robot! Laserbot 90,000!
"My pregnancies! Argghhh!"

by E-Meista March 10, 2007

lakers

Spurs got fucking laced in the second round 2004 son!

Derek Fisher cored their rectums out. He also removed their genitals and eyes.

Now bring on the next team so that Karl can shit on them and break their ribs.

Deaaaammm... is that Karl Malone over there? That mammal is benchin' about 700 lbs son! Yeah, them Lakers be clean.

by Huge Larry May 18, 2004

Laser slicing

Laser slicing is when a male is peeing into a toilet that has a previously deposited log of poop in it, then proceeds to "laser slice" it in half with his urine stream.

yep, it stunk but it stunk worse once i agitated it via laser slicing...

by Ian Purvis June 22, 2011

Semen Laser

When you have so much control over your ejaculate that you can pretty much spatter your DNA on, over or into pretty much anything you want, with deadly accuracy.

Did you see that shot, damn honey, I just shot you right and tight with my Semen Laser.

by storm1979 July 26, 2011

Jewish space laser

A gay dinosaur

George not found: I am Jewish Space Laser

by IAmGay123 June 13, 2021

Laser

"Light Amplification through Stimulated Emission of Radiation"

Don't point that laser in my eye I might go blind!

by Shawn Underwood January 9, 2007

laser dick

When your dick is so pointy that it shoots lasers out of it's urethra at such a velocity that it obliterates any vaginal walls in its path.

Ouch! Watch where you point that laser dick!!

by MillerMac November 13, 2017