Lobster Bibbin'

Ejaculating on someones chest while they're asleep, then sticking a fast food napkin to it.

I was totally Lobster Bibbin' that drunk bitch last night.

by Mistress Cornbread November 26, 2010

conklin the lobster

mrs artman

a mentally retarded sexual preditor who wears red all of the time to hide her real idenity... a bear

luke is such a queer conklin the lobster

by batmanhasaids August 14, 2008

lobster bath

When you take a bath so hot, your skin turns red and you come out looking like a cooked lobster

"I'm going to take the hottest lobster bath after work tonight"

by Vicatha80 November 25, 2016

Frosted Lobster

Extremely white female, usually blonde, that vacations in a sunny place and instead of tanning gets sunburned turning bright red and uses frosted lipstick. Almost always dresses in a tropical flower sundress and ends up going home with corn rows in her hair.

Dude! How was Montego Bay? Any good looking chicks at the resort? Buddy replies "nope, just a bunch of Frosted Lobsters and yahoos in muscle shirts.

by Caribbean Jim June 24, 2013

red lobster

RED LOBSTER IS A Man WITH MAFIA CONNECTIONS AND RICH UNCLES HE IS ALSO A POTUS (useless piece of fucking shit)

he is a red lobster
oh he is that rich?!!

by mein leben February 8, 2017

Lobster bisque

Stinky vag

Man, did you smell that girl's lobster bisque.

by The block jenny came from February 14, 2022

Lobster Potting

Utilising a police helicopter's infrared scanner to watch a couple having sex, with their consent, typically whilst in a swinging relationship with said couple

I was fired from the South Yorkshire police force for Lobster Potting

by Kadeshiseraph June 12, 2018