Order 4 tacos then use getting napkins as an excuse to leave the restaurant in order to lie down on the sidewalk and shout "THIS IS NORMAL IN ASIA!" followed by multiple Uber cancellations before finally getting an Uber to go 5 blocks home.
Yeah man, it's crazy.... after she pulled a Lexi goodbye, I was left with no napkins and 4 tacos all to myself so I gave some tacos to a homeless dude.
by Eames chair & dogs May 10, 2019
Lexi Smash lêxee smâsh- (Verb). A violent kick to a male's testicles. This is usually painful and could lead to bruising and/or bleeding. SYN: Neuter. ANT: Fun; Enjoyable.
by Bauti December 06, 2009
one of the most experiemental bands to date, incorporating pop, rock, metal, punk, electro, indie, and everything in between. their lead singer deemed them "pseudo pop"
by like_a_grenade1111 July 16, 2008
Lexi is a very loud, short tempered girl. but if you have her do not let her go. she has a great sense of humor and is very short. Has a great body but is very insecure. she feels like she has to please everyone she will love you thoroughly and sees the good in everybody.
person 1: Who is yellin?
person 2: oh her thats lexi shes very loud
person 3: she is totally a lexi <3
person 2: oh her thats lexi shes very loud
person 3: she is totally a lexi <3
by lexingtoner September 28, 2015
Sexy Lexi is one sexy girl. She is so hot. Everybody wants to clap her thicc ass cheeks. She is the most loyal girl you’ll ever meet
by Bhaddiee123 March 16, 2020
a pop band from the suburbs of salt lake city. they're best known for their extremely original sound. whether you like them or not, you must admit that they have their own original sound. their music is all written by their front man devan bailey.
"lexi sayok sounds like my ears just went through puberty and had a heart attack all at the same time!"
"yayayaya.... let's listen to pseudo science!!"
"yayayaya.... let's listen to pseudo science!!"
by miss_kill_scene11 September 22, 2008
A dirty Lexy is the act of fucking any random guy and gripping their dicky dick with both of your hands and twisting it then giving it a little peck on the top. Then afterwards you make him piss in a fun pop baggy thing and freezing then later that night you guys split it in half and eat it. Yummy!!
by gokudrips May 08, 2020