kiwi microwave

When you leave your food on the car dash on a hot day so it’s cooked by lunch

“Hey Tom why’s your lunch out in the sun? That’s gonna go putrid by lunch!”
“Mate what do you mean? It’ll be cooked by lunch. Haven’t you heard of a kiwi microwave?”

by Your mates mate January 30, 2024

Kiwi

A delicious fruit only magically people can taste

She has the best kiwi in town

by K1Q6S February 24, 2015

Kiwi

kiwi is a discord user who is best known for being a admin in yttdarmy discord. kiwi is a very cool admin and so amazing

Oh, thats Kiwi?? Kiwi is so cool!!

by EctoBiologist96 July 3, 2021

kiwi smash

The act of getting your rear end rear ended by a large newzealander

Did you hear what happened to andrew?

Yea i heard he really regretted his kiwi smash

by Yaboyz26 December 31, 2018

Kiwi

The cutest dog in existence. Wears a frog hoodie and sleeps in your lap if you are nice with her. Belongs to a girl who also has a frog bucket hat.

N: Is that kiwi in the middle of the street?
A: KIWI COME HERE

by sopadecaracol November 23, 2021

strawberry-kiwi

this is so corny but i wanted to do something unique and romantic ig SO DONT LAUGH AT ME FOR IT will you be my girlfriend and let me hit? 😜

zena: im going to bash him on the head with a brick

aidan: sounds hot when are we doing it 😭

Strawberry-kiwi

by allegedmanwhore November 17, 2023

Cutting a kiwi

Slang for jacking it

Just finished cutting a kiwi....I swear that doesn't mean jackin it

by joshuaNHL October 10, 2023