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kentucky boiler

noun. when sitting on a cold hard surface (e.g. metal folding chair) you fart the type of fart where a quarter could pop out of your asshole and it sounds like a little man is blowing kisses out your asshole.
That Kentucky boiler i dropped earlier made a tie-dyed ring in my boxers.
by rayrodrey February 25, 2003
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Kentucky Gravey Robber

When you steal a bucket of gravey from KFC, then proceed to dip your bare ass in it. After this is accomplished, you then sit on a chick's face and rip a raunchy fart causing gravey bubbles.
Sam is a world famous Kentucky Gravey Robber, and is wanted in 30 states for his hanous crime.
by J Fucking Z October 28, 2006
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Kentucky

One of the greatest states in the Union, ranking up there easily with Pennsylvania, Michigan, Texas, New York, Ohio, Minnesota, and California. The majority of Kentucky's people are very friendly, religious or with a strong sense of morals and values, and many are also quite diverse. For example there are plenty of Kentucky natives that are composed of two races.
The imbreeding stereotype is also a load of crap, as it only exists in very sparse, few areas deep in Appalachia.

In addition, Kentucky is not entirely as Southern as people claim it is. The Bluegrass State is actually quite different with Northern/Midwestern qualities and heritage that mix with the Southern heritage and characteristics. Not everyone has thick drawls either; many more people actually have Midwest nasal twang, while a few Northern "migrants" actually talk in strong brogues or other different accents.
Bluegrass and Country are not the only forms of music, as there is also Christian, Metal, and Rock bands, as well as a very few rappers even! Countrified "Southern" food is not the only thing to eat either. Almost every known restaurant in the Nation is located somewhere in Kentucky, and some immigrants have even brought their own ethnic cuisine with them and made a business out of it!

Kentucky was also a pivotal battleground border state during the Civil War. Also see Perryville. The state was roughly 75-78% Unionist, with some being anti-slavery, while there where no more than 22-25% supporting the South and the Confederacy. Kentucky was actually quite crucial in winning the Civil War, which depresses me to realize that so many people overlook it entirely and that classes only seem to teach about the Eastern Theatre.
Kentucky is an awesome state with a rich heritage and history, great people, strong family values and morals, and so much more.
by A Hoosier December 16, 2004
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Kentuckey Musket

The act of having intercourse while the man has chewing tobacco spread around his penis.
"hey Jim, I heard you gave that girl a Kentuckey Musket last night."
"Yeh, she got a yeast infection."
by Gwirty May 25, 2009
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Kentucky Slider

diarrhea contracted after eating fried chicken or some other form of fast food
Person 1: This is some good chicken man... oh shit! *runs to bathroom*

Person 2: Looks like Kevin's got himself a kentucky slider.
by sgsdgsdgaetwesdfsdfw September 27, 2010
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Kentucky SludgeFest

Where said african americans masturbates in a circle and throws feces at each other.
Awh man that Kentucky SludgeFest last night was crazy it took me hours to wash myself off!
by Puffy Nipples Mcgee July 8, 2012
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Kentucky Sunshine

A (delicious) cocktail made with one part Kentucky Bourbon and 1 part lemonade.
Mmmmmm I could really go for a Kentucky Sunshine on this hot ass afternoon- Danielle's Grandpappy
by Knuckleberry Zing August 19, 2013
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